Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 6

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[Mo1]

Let's Cross The Finish Line

Thank You Freepers For All Your Support !!

[Gabz]

I don't go out with them - this was the 4th time they wanted out since hubby went to bed...........and about the 100th time they went out today.

The one gets put on a chain the other just goes out.

[Mo1]

Tell ya what .. I can't keep my eye open any longer so I'm heading off to LA LA Land

Sweet Dreams Y'all

[Mo1]

Oh I understand now .. my dog does that also and it can get really annoying

[Gabz]

Night sweetie - I'm not far behind you.

[Brad’s Gramma]

G'Nite Mo...sleep warm, and sleep well.

[Fawnn]

Dream your good dreams!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Fawnn, fotki's giving everyone trouble...do you have room to save this? I don't know why, but it's goofy enough where I'll use it somewhere, someday. Disclaimer: Stolen

[Brad’s Gramma]

$1,619 left!!!
Whoo HOOOOO!!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

My paycheck from the WH hasn't arrived yet this week, so I have to go now and manually pay the bills. I'll be back, on and off tonight...

[Just another Joe]

Good night, Mo.

[Just another Joe]

Night to you too, Gabz.

[trussell]

The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They were down to three recruits, two men and one woman. Only one could get the position. As a final test each recruit was led down a hallway to a large gray door.

The CIA agents say to the first man, "We need to know that you will do whatever we say regardless of the circumstances. Take this gun, go into this room and kill your wife". A look of shock cmes over the man's face. He says, "I can't kill my wife. I just can't do it. I guess I'm not the man for this job".

"No, you're not", agree the agents, "You're free to go". They bring the second man to the door and say, "We need to know that you will do whatever we say regardless of the circumstances. Take this gun, go into this room and kill your wife". The man takes the gun and goes into the room. The room is silent and after five minutes the man opens the door, tears streaming down his face. "I tried," he says, "but I just couldn't do it. I can't kill my wife". The agents let him leave.

They bring the woman to the door and say, "We need to know that you will do whatever we say regardless of the circumstances. Take this gun, go into this room and kill your husband". She takes the gun and before the door closes behind her, she shoots off all 13 rounds emptying the gun.

The door closes behind her and for the next five minutes the agents hear loud banging and grunting. The door finally opens, revealing the sweat-drenched woman. She looks at both agents, wipes her brow and says, "Whew! You guys didn't tell me that the gun was filled with blanks -I had to beat him to death with the chair!

[Just another Joe]

I declare a fair funkle.

[Fawnn]

You have FReepmail. ;)

[Gabz]

Nice try!

[Gabz]

That guy is really cool.........but I'm in hate dog mode at the moment.

[The UnVeiled Lady]

add $20. for Texas, will be in the mail tomorrow!

And thanks to JimRob and all freepers!

[Just another Joe]

That's OK. I'll be up all night.

[Jim Robinson]

Goodnight Mo.

[trussell]

Mystery Solved

It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years" said the monkey "Ten years is plenty" Man spoke up and said, "May I have the other 10 years?" The monkey agreed.

The Lord called on the lion and also gave him 20 years. The lion too only wanted 10, again Man spoke up, "May I have the other 10 years?" "Of course", said the lion.

Then came the donkey who was also given 20 years. Like the others, 10 years was enough. Man again asked for the spare 10 years and he got them.

This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lying about it, and 10 years of making a jackass out of himself.