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Posted on 01/11/2004 9:43:31 AM PST by Mo1
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Let's Cross The Finish Line
Thank You Freepers For All Your Support !!
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To: Mo1; trussell
Turning that rooster into a roaster sounds like a yummy idea!!!!!
581
posted on
01/11/2004 9:04:29 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: trussell
That's cold.......devilishly so!!!!!!
582
posted on
01/11/2004 9:07:48 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Gabz
LOL .. Yea that too
It's the Tylenol PM's fault
583
posted on
01/11/2004 9:08:03 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Mo1
I thought it was the cold feet..............
584
posted on
01/11/2004 9:11:41 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Gabz
Oh Dang .. I forgot about that
Yea Yea .. that's the ticket
585
posted on
01/11/2004 9:12:19 PM PST
by
Mo1
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To: Mo1
I got mine warmed up - so it must be true!!!!
586
posted on
01/11/2004 9:12:53 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: trussell
How a "real" man bathes a cat:
1. Scrub toilet and flush several times. (You may consider this step to be optional).
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Note: Hold securely to leash attached to cat in toilet.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door, and slam it shut - securely shut, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.
8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze.
The result is as follows:
587
posted on
01/11/2004 9:17:12 PM PST
by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
To: trussell
OMG............I've seen that picture but never heard that joke - it's hilarious........
I'm sending it to every cat owning friend on my email list - NOW!!!!!!!!!
588
posted on
01/11/2004 9:19:57 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Gabz
And another $100 just in from Arizona!!
Thank you Arizona!!
589
posted on
01/11/2004 9:24:07 PM PST
by
Jim Robinson
(I don't belong to no organized political party. I'm a Republycan.)
To: All
Talking to the devil...
One sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the towns people were sitting in the pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc... Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he wlaked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
590
posted on
01/11/2004 9:25:23 PM PST
by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
To: Jim Robinson
And another $100 just in from Arizona!!
Thank you Arizona!!
591
posted on
01/11/2004 9:25:23 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: trussell
That poor poor kitty .. LOL
Thank You Freepers
100 just in from Arizona!!
592
posted on
01/11/2004 9:27:05 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Jim Robinson
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Arizona!!!
593
posted on
01/11/2004 9:30:08 PM PST
by
Fawnn
(Former Fair Funkle Fawnn, wOOhOO Consultant, and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: Mo1
I'm not going to kill my dog...I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill my dog.......I'm not going to kill the dog........I'm not going to kill the dag blasted beat.
Where's the gun?????????
594
posted on
01/11/2004 9:34:26 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Gabz
Sheeeeeeeeesh it's obvious my feet are cold again - I left out the esses.......
595
posted on
01/11/2004 9:36:39 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Gabz
LOL ... You really need a fence or at least a nice strong cane ... that way you don't have to go out with the dog
596
posted on
01/11/2004 9:39:04 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Mo1
DANG!!
strong cane = strong chain
597
posted on
01/11/2004 9:39:43 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Jim Robinson
Latest incoming:
$100 from Mississippi
$100 from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$50 from Ohio
$10 from California
Thank you, Mississippi, California, Never Never Land, Ohio and California!!
598
posted on
01/11/2004 9:40:47 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Jim Robinson
And another $100 just in from Arizona!!
Thank you Arizona!!
599
posted on
01/11/2004 9:42:31 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
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To: All
On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." said one boy. Several were dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was.
"Oh my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery."
He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick" said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard. Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted, though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the devil himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you." That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."
They say the old guy made it back to town 5 minutes before the boy!!
600
posted on
01/11/2004 9:43:12 PM PST
by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
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