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Posted on 01/11/2004 9:43:31 AM PST by Mo1
Let's Cross The Finish Line
Thank You Freepers For All Your Support !!
TOPICS: Free Republic
KEYWORDS: appreciation; bandwidth; celebration; donate; freepathon; freepers; gratitude; love; supportoursite
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To: Mo1
I don't go out with them - this was the 4th time they wanted out since hubby went to bed...........and about the 100th time they went out today.
The one gets put on a chain the other just goes out.
601
posted on
01/11/2004 9:45:30 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Brad's Gramma
Tell ya what .. I can't keep my eye open any longer so I'm heading off to LA LA Land
Sweet Dreams Y'all
602
posted on
01/11/2004 9:49:50 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Gabz
Oh I understand now .. my dog does that also and it can get really annoying
603
posted on
01/11/2004 9:51:14 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Mo1
Night sweetie - I'm not far behind you.
604
posted on
01/11/2004 9:52:42 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Mo1
G'Nite Mo...sleep warm, and sleep well.
605
posted on
01/11/2004 9:56:41 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Mo1
Dream your good dreams!!!
606
posted on
01/11/2004 10:00:43 PM PST
by
Fawnn
(Former Fair Funkle Fawnn, wOOhOO Consultant, and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: Fawnn
Fawnn, fotki's giving everyone trouble...do you have room to save this? I don't know why, but it's goofy enough where I'll use it somewhere, someday. Disclaimer: Stolen
607
posted on
01/11/2004 10:13:04 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
$1,619 left!!!
Whoo HOOOOO!!!!
608
posted on
01/11/2004 10:15:01 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Fawnn
My paycheck from the WH hasn't arrived yet this week, so I have to go now and manually pay the bills. I'll be back, on and off tonight...
609
posted on
01/11/2004 10:17:02 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Donate to Free Republic!! I have SEWING to do!!!!!)
To: Mo1
Good night, Mo.
610
posted on
01/11/2004 10:19:38 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Gabz
Night to you too, Gabz.
611
posted on
01/11/2004 10:21:23 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Brad's Gramma
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They were down to three recruits, two men and one woman. Only one could get the position. As a final test each recruit was led down a hallway to a large gray door.
The CIA agents say to the first man, "We need to know that you will do whatever we say regardless of the circumstances. Take this gun, go into this room and kill your wife". A look of shock cmes over the man's face. He says, "I can't kill my wife. I just can't do it. I guess I'm not the man for this job".
"No, you're not", agree the agents, "You're free to go". They bring the second man to the door and say, "We need to know that you will do whatever we say regardless of the circumstances. Take this gun, go into this room and kill your wife". The man takes the gun and goes into the room. The room is silent and after five minutes the man opens the door, tears streaming down his face. "I tried," he says, "but I just couldn't do it. I can't kill my wife". The agents let him leave.
They bring the woman to the door and say, "We need to know that you will do whatever we say regardless of the circumstances. Take this gun, go into this room and kill your husband". She takes the gun and before the door closes behind her, she shoots off all 13 rounds emptying the gun.
The door closes behind her and for the next five minutes the agents hear loud banging and grunting. The door finally opens, revealing the sweat-drenched woman. She looks at both agents, wipes her brow and says, "Whew! You guys didn't tell me that the gun was filled with blanks -I had to beat him to death with the chair!
612
posted on
01/11/2004 10:21:50 PM PST
by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
To: Just another Joe
I declare a fair funkle.
613
posted on
01/11/2004 10:28:54 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Brad's Gramma
You have FReepmail. ;)
614
posted on
01/11/2004 10:29:08 PM PST
by
Fawnn
(Former Fair Funkle Fawnn, wOOhOO Consultant, and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: Just another Joe
Nice try!
615
posted on
01/11/2004 10:30:51 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: Just another Joe
That guy is really cool.........but I'm in hate dog mode at the moment.
616
posted on
01/11/2004 10:31:38 PM PST
by
Gabz
(smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business -swat'em)
To: RottiBiz
add $20. for Texas, will be in the mail tomorrow!
And thanks to JimRob and all freepers!
To: Gabz
That's OK. I'll be up all night.
618
posted on
01/11/2004 10:36:52 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Mo1
Goodnight Mo.
619
posted on
01/11/2004 10:37:40 PM PST
by
Jim Robinson
(I don't belong to no organized political party. I'm a Republycan.)
To: All
Mystery Solved
It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.
Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years" said the monkey "Ten years is plenty" Man spoke up and said, "May I have the other 10 years?" The monkey agreed.
The Lord called on the lion and also gave him 20 years. The lion too only wanted 10, again Man spoke up, "May I have the other 10 years?" "Of course", said the lion.
Then came the donkey who was also given 20 years. Like the others, 10 years was enough. Man again asked for the spare 10 years and he got them.
This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lying about it, and 10 years of making a jackass out of himself.
620
posted on
01/11/2004 10:37:42 PM PST
by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
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