How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Sir Gawain]

How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

[TexKat]

[TASMANIANRED]

I stared in fascination at spider man. Light bulbs were driven from my head. Then I remembered ole spidey is faintly gay.

How many perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
just one but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it.

[new cruelty]

who's the third "read my posts, don't miss what I have to say"?

well me, of course ... ;)

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Then, of course, there are the acronyms:

BOPMA (Bulb of peace my *ss)
WOB (War on bulbs)
FMCDS (From my cold, dead socket)
GMTA (Great men twist alike)
FYI (For your illumination)

[Catspaw]

katnip, I hadn't read your post yet, I swear. I just saw Howlin's name & a light bulb went on over my head (note the feeble attempt to stay within the thread's theme).

[new cruelty]

How many perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
just one but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it.

BWHAHAHA!

[myprecious]

An entire new thread showing photos of Bush in maintenance jump suit changing his own lightbulb atop a ladder. 385 posts with Freeperettes (myprecious included) noting how wonderful W looks in that suit and how lucky Laura is to have such a loving husband.

[XRdsRev]

Seeking help from Freepers.

I am looking to light up a room and need help with selecting a bulb. Should I go with standard, frosted or colored ? Also watts...do I go 20, 40, 60, 120, floodlight ?

Any suggestions ?

[Tamzee]

And one freeper to set us up the bomb ;-)

All your lightbulb are belong to us

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Title: I'M WATCHING YOU FR BUT GOOD YOU SOCIALIST BUSHBOT RATTYTATRATS Source: Free Republic URL Source: http://www.freerepublic.com Published: Octember 83, 1927 Author: TARDshow Post Date: 2003-10-14 10:22:39 by TARDshow 5 Comments The Bushbots keep ignoring what Rush and me Tardshow keep telling them about being socialist rats and changing the lightbulb like Ann Coulter I told them to and I TARDshow will FReep them. BUT GOOD! I have the gift and the gift is truth more than that old mean Howlin. Post Comment

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1. To: TARDshow (#0) Thats right Toddster. FR is so gone because the light bulb is out. I give it 4 weeks, Jim needs to can the socialists, and I'm waiting for the Bushbots to come here so I can really give them a piece of my mind while changing the lightbulb. Red Fez  posted on  2003-10-14   11:32:55 ET  Reply   Trace

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2. To: TARDshow (#0) This light bulb business sounds so familiar. I hate FR, I hate Jim, I hate everybody. polesmok  posted on  2003-10-14   12:13:35 ET  Reply   Trace

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3. To: TARDshow (#0)

Ever since JustAmy was so mean about that picture, I couldn't gain enough composure to change the light bulb. I just hate them, hate them all for what they did with the darkened Poetry Room. Canuckwhite  posted on  2003-10-14   12:27:18 ET  Reply   Trace

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4. To: TARDshow (#0) So typical of treachery against the truest of true conservative ideas by those RINO trolls at FR. I won't even look at them any more. bunnyhop  posted on  2003-10-14   13:57:31 ET  Reply   Trace

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5. To: TARDshow (#3) When I was there counting the money and running the show, we got a half a million dollars every quarter from the fundraiser, and could buy the best lightbulbs, which I will sell to FReepers and Lepers at a discount. I'd sooner destroy my former friend's business than watch him thrive, since I'm mad that he wouldn't encourage anarchists to come talk at his site, nor would he just accept the notion that some people prefer the dark. sadjoe  posted on  2003-10-14   14:22:41 ET  Reply

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[Robert A Cook PE]

6 creationists to begin arguing the morality of lightbulbs when God clearly created light first.

6 more philosophers to argue that He only screwed it in, and man screwed it up later?

4 evolutionists who point out that the current came came before the bulb.

[TASMANIANRED]

Lightbulb out, women, children and minorities hardest hit.

[Tamzee]

Love the dancers... cute gay-spidey-guy ;-)

[LPM1888]

No need to change the light bulb. After Y2K, there won't be any electricity.

Have you just awakened from a long nap? You are in for a shock and have a lot of catching up to do.

[new cruelty]

And one freeper to set us up the bomb ;-)

close enough : )

[Quilla]

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!

[Willie Green]

And Willie Green to post about the factory being closed down.

I had one of those about a year ago:

Sylvania plant to phase out -- 97 workers to lose jobs over 2 years at Bangor site

[TexKat]

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

A DU troll claiming that black lights are being kept down by 'Big Bulb' conglomerates run by high-wattage white bulbists, while several point out that all bulbs were created equal and endowed with inalienable brights by their creator.

[InvisibleChurch]

Just remember that without Reddy Kilowatt, this thread is pointless.