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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole
My own silly thoughts ^ | 03/04/2002 | Constitution Day

Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day

Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington.

In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country."
He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?"

Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole.
Claims Mr Gifford, "I just got done building the chimney and lantern on top! I wasn't hurting anybody, honestly!"

The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening.

Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life.
The fate of any Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, moose, cheese lovers, alien pirates or even terrorists who did not escape the Hole is currently unknown.
Lord of the Rings fans were reportedly NOT amused.

Disclaimer:
Moderators and FReepers,
This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole.
Further, GuillermoX has not endorsed this thread in any way.
Please do not flame Constitution Day. He is only joking.
He is only having a bit of fun and does not want to kill the Hobbit Hole thread...
maybe just injure it a little.




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To: Constitution Day
Altogether, not a bad way to be.:)
121 posted on 03/04/2002 5:43:25 PM PST by MozartLover
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To: MozartLover
Thanks...not bad indeed. 8^)
122 posted on 03/04/2002 5:49:21 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Going-to-bed BUMP.
123 posted on 03/04/2002 5:54:36 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Registered
Shouldn't she have a little of that around her mouth?
124 posted on 03/04/2002 6:11:00 PM PST by Tench_Coxe
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To: Constitution Day
,,, the ultralight was packed in a suitcase and sent COSCO and thereafter carried by friendly camel to Afghanistan.
125 posted on 03/04/2002 6:28:26 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: HairOfTheDog
HOTDog! OHNO! (She says in a high-pitched voice!) Monica L is her own explanation -- it defies every concept known to Man! (As well as those of us who are of the Hobbit Persuation!) Down with the ???? (uh..words escape me...)
126 posted on 03/04/2002 8:42:51 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Constitution Day
BTTT
127 posted on 03/05/2002 4:44:42 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Intimidator
Pssst... over here!
128 posted on 03/13/2002 6:14:03 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
LOL...I've never seen this thread! I'm going to keep it bumped...
129 posted on 03/13/2002 6:18:10 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: DouglasKC
I am such a troublemaker!

I still think we should drop a daisy-cutter through that Dimensional Door, too.
3,799 replies?!? Good grief!

130 posted on 03/13/2002 6:24:26 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
I still think we should drop a daisy-cutter through that Dimensional Door, too. 3,799 replies?!? Good grief!

Yeah! Somebody close that darn dimensional door already! Leave the Neverending Story alone though because I participate in there sometimes...

131 posted on 03/13/2002 6:32:58 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: DouglasKC
I have no problem with the "Neverending Story" thread.

I was just having a little fun with the whole "Hobbit Hole" bit!
(Some of 'em didn't like it. Oh well)

132 posted on 03/13/2002 6:43:38 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
was just having a little fun with the whole "Hobbit Hole" bit! (Some of 'em didn't like it. Oh well)

I wish I could remember the name of it, but when the hype for Lord of the Rings was at it's worst just before it's release I posted a thread about how I was going to puke if I saw just one more thread about the Lord of the Rings....that was fun.

133 posted on 03/13/2002 6:47:56 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Constitution Day
hoax!
The united kingdom mobilized troops, today that is, intending to confirm a dispatch from Bagdad.

The New Zealand pressministry swore not to allow terrorism to overrun a country hurling hobbiton into a very dammaged plea.

The cries of ringwraiths are worse than the oerhead dark of night.
I cannot see a sky in our future

esh
134 posted on 07/19/2002 7:16:27 PM PDT by ramdalesh
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To: Constitution Day
Damn, I was all set to post a big "HA-HA!" to the LOTR crowd..

:(

As it is they shall have to remain untaunted.

135 posted on 07/19/2002 7:20:44 PM PDT by Jhoffa_
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To: HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed
MOVE EVERY "ZIG".
136 posted on 04/30/2003 1:12:22 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Nasty Little Cliqueâ„¢)
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To: Constitution Day
Back when 4,000 replies was a big thread....

The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

137 posted on 04/30/2003 1:17:14 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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To: Constitution Day
And it's high time.. imo.
138 posted on 04/30/2003 1:22:13 PM PDT by Jhoffa_ (Sammy to Frodo: "Get out. Go sleep with one of your whores!")
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To: Constitution Day
I'm in a neocon mood, bomb those pesky critters.
139 posted on 04/30/2003 1:24:59 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat
We live.


140 posted on 04/30/2003 1:27:00 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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