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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole
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| 03/04/2002
| Constitution Day
Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day
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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington. In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country."
He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?" Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole.
Claims Mr Gifford, "I just got done building the chimney and lantern on top! I wasn't hurting anybody, honestly!" The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening. Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life.
The fate of any Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, moose, cheese lovers, alien pirates or even terrorists who did not escape the Hole is currently unknown.
Lord of the Rings fans were reportedly NOT amused. Disclaimer:
Moderators and FReepers,
This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole.
Further, GuillermoX has not endorsed this thread in any way.
Please do not flame Constitution Day. He is only joking.
He is only having a bit of fun and does not want to kill the Hobbit Hole thread...
maybe just injure it a little. |
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TOPICS: Front Page News; Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
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To: Constitution Day
Destructor moved to tears: Sniff...I never knew the sight of a Hobbit Hole going up in smoke could be so...sniff... beautiful! *Snivel.
To: HairOfTheDog
Haven't you heard? We are tough as nails in a pinch, but we hate to be put in pinches!
To: Destructor
Glad to be of service.
Makes me feel all warm & fuzzy, too.
To: shaggy eel
...... New Zealand's airforce .....?
Sheeessss.
Wish I'd bin there with me box brownie and gotten a pitcher of it outside New Zealand's hanger!
[G'Day shaggs]
To: Constitution Day
While we are at it, can we drop one in the dimensional door thread, too?
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posted on
03/04/2002 12:57:08 PM PST
by
snowfox
To: *All
I have to leave for a school board meeting now... they're redistricting my county - GRRRRR!!
The next target of FR ordnance may be the Dimensional Door.
Or it may be the Green Dragon Inn.
Or Iraq.
Stay tuned to this channel for updates...
To: snowfox
See #106. Be back later tonight.
To: Constitution Day
Are you any relation to Green Day?
Any truth to the rumor that the bomb had "Welcome to Paradise" stenciled on it? So no more hobbits when I come around? Well, good riddance(I hope you had the time of your life).
To: Constitution Day
Or it may be the Green Dragon Inn.CNN news traitors are reporting the deployment of advance teams of special forces in the GDI sector.
To: Brian Allen
,,, can't laugh Brian - I'm too busy crying.
To: Constitution Day; HairoftheDog; Overtaxed
Man, I'm gone for a few hours and you blow up the Hobbit Hole? HOTD, Overtaxed, how could you let this happen? Or did they just get the decoy hole - the one where we send the trolls and such?
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posted on
03/04/2002 1:51:49 PM PST
by
JenB
To: JenB
We are alive, we were not actually bombed at all. I just burned something in the oven! The press never gets anything right. Somehow I feel bruised anyway, so something happened, I just don't know what...
To: JenB
It's okay...we're just getting bombed on pints. They don't know the power of Gandalf's Thermobaric Bomb Warding Spell.
To: The_Victor
I can only imagine (and probably don't want to) what buring foot hair smells like.Probably about like taking a flame thrower to a skunk.
To: Constitution Day
Bump
To: Monkey Face
Back at ya...
To: Diddle E. Squat
Are you any relation to Green Day?Hmmm... Could be!
To: JenB; HairoftheDog; Overtaxed; GuillermoX
Or did they just get the decoy hole - the one where we send the trolls and such?Decoy hole?! DECOY hole?!?!!!
Guillermo, I blame you for this bad intel.
Jeez! Do I have to do everything?
(stomping away)
To: shaggy eel; Brian Allen
LOL... I was thinking they only had an ultralight!
To: MozartLover
Amusingly odd or whimsically comical.You must have been talking to Mrs. CD.
She often finds me odd and comical.
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