Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

My own silly thoughts ^ | 03/04/2002 | Constitution Day

[Constitution Day]

Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington. In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country." He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?" Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole. Claims Mr Gifford, "I just got done building the chimney and lantern on top! I wasn't hurting anybody, honestly!" The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening. Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life. The fate of any Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, moose, cheese lovers, alien pirates or even terrorists who did not escape the Hole is currently unknown. Lord of the Rings fans were reportedly NOT amused. Disclaimer: Moderators and FReepers, This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole. Further, GuillermoX has not endorsed this thread in any way. Please do not flame Constitution Day. He is only joking. He is only having a bit of fun and does not want to kill the Hobbit Hole thread... maybe just injure it a little.

[Rebelbase]

Ordinance=Ordnance

[Constitution Day]

Just being a smartaleck.

[Orual]

a dimensional door

Got to get me one of THOSE.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Are hobbits pagans? Can an internet missionary effort save them before their kingdom is pelted with fire and brimstone and reduced to pillars of salt?

[Overtaxed]

Disclaimer: Moderators and FReepers, This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole.

There aren't any humor-impaired LOTR fans in the Hobbit Hole. Okay, I'm a little slow today. It must be the Halflings' weed--bump to Tobacco Industry.

[aculeus]

I hope this bomb thing destroyed that interminable Hobbit thread.

[Ranxerox]

Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

Behold the power of Cheese...

[Orual]

I hope this bomb thing destroyed that interminable Hobbit thread.

Just in case it didn't. Time to add a few more threads before it's dropped.

[Constitution Day]

Oh no! You set us up the bomb!

[Orual]

Oh no! You set us up the bomb!

[Darth Sidious]

LOL!

[TC Rider]

Yes, the dreaded Hanna Barbaric bomb.

All your yogi are belong to us.

[csvset]

Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

Bomb linked to Saruman...

Here's a link to a movie clip from the Saurman Weapon Testing Lab.

Saruman Weapons Testing*

Requires Quicktime.

[Constitution Day]

In a late-breaking development, the Free Republic Air Force dropped a massive atomic bomb on the Hobbit Hole today at 1:07 PM Pacific Standard Time.

Further updates will be posted as this story progresses.

[Destructor]

Praise God! This is the thread I've been waiting for since "Lord Of The Rings" was released!!

[Constitution Day]

See link at #94.

There seem to be survivors, though.
Damn Hobbits are tougher than I thought!

[Cleburne]

I forsee an underground Hobbit Resistance Movement...they'll have to hunt 'em down to every last little hole and inn...confiscate all the leaf and beer...and set up a new tryant in place of Sharkey. Ack! The orcs in their jackboots are busting in on my Hobbit-hole. Agghh! Take that, you nasty foul dwimmerliks...

[HairOfTheDog]

We LOVE fireworks!

[HairOfTheDog]

Haven't you heard? We are tough as nails in a pinch, but we hate to be put in pinches!

[The_Victor]

Burning hair smells bad enough. I can only imagine (and probably don't want to) what buring foot hair smells like.