Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

My own silly thoughts ^ | 03/04/2002 | Constitution Day

[Constitution Day]

Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington. In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country." He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?" Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole. Claims Mr Gifford, "I just got done building the chimney and lantern on top! I wasn't hurting anybody, honestly!" The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening. Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life. The fate of any Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, moose, cheese lovers, alien pirates or even terrorists who did not escape the Hole is currently unknown. Lord of the Rings fans were reportedly NOT amused. Disclaimer: Moderators and FReepers, This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole. Further, GuillermoX has not endorsed this thread in any way. Please do not flame Constitution Day. He is only joking. He is only having a bit of fun and does not want to kill the Hobbit Hole thread... maybe just injure it a little.

[MozartLover]

Altogether, not a bad way to be.:)

[Constitution Day]

Thanks...not bad indeed. 8^)

[Constitution Day]

Going-to-bed BUMP.

[Tench_Coxe]

Shouldn't she have a little of that around her mouth?

[shaggy eel]

,,, the ultralight was packed in a suitcase and sent COSCO and thereafter carried by friendly camel to Afghanistan.

[Monkey Face]

HOTDog! OHNO! (She says in a high-pitched voice!) Monica L is her own explanation -- it defies every concept known to Man! (As well as those of us who are of the Hobbit Persuation!) Down with the ???? (uh..words escape me...)

[Constitution Day]

BTTT

[Constitution Day]

Pssst... over here!

[DouglasKC]

LOL...I've never seen this thread! I'm going to keep it bumped...

[Constitution Day]

I am such a troublemaker!

I still think we should drop a daisy-cutter through that Dimensional Door, too.
3,799 replies?!? Good grief!

[DouglasKC]

I still think we should drop a daisy-cutter through that Dimensional Door, too. 3,799 replies?!? Good grief!

Yeah! Somebody close that darn dimensional door already! Leave the Neverending Story alone though because I participate in there sometimes...

[Constitution Day]

I have no problem with the "Neverending Story" thread.

I was just having a little fun with the whole "Hobbit Hole" bit!
(Some of 'em didn't like it. Oh well)

[DouglasKC]

was just having a little fun with the whole "Hobbit Hole" bit! (Some of 'em didn't like it. Oh well)

I wish I could remember the name of it, but when the hype for Lord of the Rings was at it's worst just before it's release I posted a thread about how I was going to puke if I saw just one more thread about the Lord of the Rings....that was fun.

[ramdalesh]

hoax!
The united kingdom mobilized troops, today that is, intending to confirm a dispatch from Bagdad.

The New Zealand pressministry swore not to allow terrorism to overrun a country hurling hobbiton into a very dammaged plea.

The cries of ringwraiths are worse than the oerhead dark of night.
I cannot see a sky in our future

esh

[Jhoffa_]

Damn, I was all set to post a big "HA-HA!" to the LOTR crowd..

:(

As it is they shall have to remain untaunted.

[Constitution Day]

MOVE EVERY "ZIG".

[HairOfTheDog]

Back when 4,000 replies was a big thread....

The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

[Jhoffa_]

And it's high time.. imo.

[Diddle E. Squat]

I'm in a neocon mood, bomb those pesky critters.

[HairOfTheDog]

We live.