Posted on 11/29/2001 3:30:45 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest
Ok, joke time. Stop me if you've heard this one.
The Pope, Hillary, a hippie and a pilot are on a plane that is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes.
The pilot says "Hey, this is my plane, I get a chute!" He straps one on and jumps out of the plane.
Hillary says "Hey, I'm the smartest woman in the world, I need to survive. It's for the children!" She straps on a chute and jumps out of the plane.
The Pope says to the hippie "My son, I have lived a long and fruitful life. My time here on earth is almost done. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Please son, you take the last parachute."
The hippie says "Hey, no problem dude, we've both got a chute. The smartest woman in the world just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack!"
I told this a couple times over the holiday weekend to raucous laughter each time. I hope you enjoyed it and pass it on!
_______________________________________________________________ General Suhaila Siddiq
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