Hillary and Her Afghani Lady Friend

The Today Show

[governsleastgovernsbest]

The Today Show just concluded a segment with Katie interviewing Hillary, accompanied by an Afghani woman identified as Fareeda.

The purpose was to tout Hillary's plan for women "to have a voice" and to "be at the table" in the planning of the new Afghan government.

So it's not enough for Hillary to be the most intelligent woman in the USA, saving us from our evil inclinations, "giving" us "free" health care etc. No. To truly fulfill her mission in the world, Hillary needs to be a beacon of light and hope across the globe.

So there was Hillary, in her trusty black pants suit, with Fareeda at her side. Throughout Fareeda's rather canned statement, not only did Hillary do her emphatic nodding routine, she wore a preternatural smile of warmth and approval directed at Fareeda. Eerie.

[Godfollow]

And... and the fact that she hates that First Lady Laura Bush beat her to the punch.

[Weatherman123]

So it's not enough for Hillary to be the most intelligent woman in the USA

Ok, joke time. Stop me if you've heard this one.

The Pope, Hillary, a hippie and a pilot are on a plane that is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes.

The pilot says "Hey, this is my plane, I get a chute!" He straps one on and jumps out of the plane.

Hillary says "Hey, I'm the smartest woman in the world, I need to survive. It's for the children!" She straps on a chute and jumps out of the plane.

The Pope says to the hippie "My son, I have lived a long and fruitful life. My time here on earth is almost done. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Please son, you take the last parachute."

The hippie says "Hey, no problem dude, we've both got a chute. The smartest woman in the world just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack!"

I told this a couple times over the holiday weekend to raucous laughter each time. I hope you enjoyed it and pass it on!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

You know, I really didn't want to get into this, but from the adoring smiles that Hillary was sending Fareeda's way, I actually got the impression that Hillary was sizing up ol' Fareeda as an intern for herself!

[ppaul]

It's Herr StainMeister.

[leadpenny]

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[Slyfox]

Is that Osama?

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Seriously, is that Mrs. Alan Greenspan (AKA Andrea Mitchell), marching in lock step behind Hillary?

[ppaul]

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[Nakota]

Now Hillary, she should wear a bhurka!