Bin Laden's private life revealed

Independent.co.uk ^ | 24 November 2001 | Richard Lloyd-Parry

[TomGuy]

underpants were hanging up to dry in the bathroom

Bet they need to change undies often--what with all those daisy cutters and bunker busters going BOOOMMMMM!

[concerned about politics]

What? No secret trysts with Gary Condit???

No, but I understand Bill "knows" his wife.

[null and void]

YOW!!! Good shot!

[Sabertooth]

"what kind of sleazeball "journalist" gets his jollies by stealing men's underwear????"

Maybe this kind...?

``I'd be happy to give (Bill Clinton) head
just to thank him for keeping abortion legal.''

[Squantos]

More Brit BS IMHO......25 million dollar reward for this weenie and the Brit steals his drawers............Gheeesh !

Stay Safe !

[Victoria Delsoul]

Many before me have seen his guns, his plans and his weaponry, but how many can claim to own the underwear of the world's most wanted man?

[PoorMuttly]

Much ado about absolutely nothing. Once they coin a title, they can compose endlessly. What a putz. No wonder our people left England. My Thanksgiving prayer just grew a new sentence..."thank You that I'm not in England right now."

[dvan]

Great post!!!

[Mulder]

Cool graphic. Thanks!

[Victoria Delsoul]

You're welcome.

[concerned about politics]

I'm still having a hard time getting a picture of the guy with the huge Bin Ladin underwear out of my head! Does he play with them, or what? What will he do with them now?
This article should be titled "Richard Lloyd-Parrys' Private Life Revealed."

[Wissa]

Yeah- what kind of sleazeball "journalist" gets his jollies by stealing men's underwear????

Geraldo? The whole story just seems so much like one of his "Al Capone's Vault" adventures.

[Sabertooth]

Osama Paki-pool Update:

November 16: First day of Ramadan!
November 17: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub - Nope.
November 18: OPEN
November 19: OPEN
November 20: OPEN
November 21: OPEN
November 22: Azzurri -- Thanksgiving - Nope.
November 23: Sabertooth - Not looking good.
November 24: Jefferson Adams
November 25: Victoria Delsoul
November 26: airborne
November 27: harpseal
November 28: OPEN
November 29: Tunehead54
November 30: Travis McGee ;

December   1: alancarp
December   2: onyx
December   3: AfghanAirShow
December   4: Straight Vermonter
December   5: Pokey78
December   6: proudofthesouth
December   7: null and void
December   8: MaeWest
December   9: OPEN
December 10: OPEN
December 11: KayEyeDoubleDee
December 12: Washi
December 13: OPEN
December 14: irish guard
December 15: hattend

Not sure when Ramadan ends, but around here somewhere.
December 16: nunya bidness
December 17: abner
December 18: anniegetyourgun
December 19: OPEN
December 20: OPEN
December 21: OPEN
December 22: OPEN
December 23 OPEN
December 24 RasterMaster
December 25: Go Gordon
December 26: OPEN
December 27: OPEN
December 28: Snow Bunny
December 29: OPEN
December 30: OPEN
December 31: Miss Marple

I really don't think it's going to go this long, but I've had requests for January…

January   1: Freeper 007
January   2: OPEN
January   3: OPEN
January   4: OPEN
January   5: OPEN
January   6: OPEN
January   7: OPEN
January   8: OPEN
January   9: OPEN
January 10: OPEN

All right, here's the up-to-date list for the Osama Paki-Pool. Plenty of open dates, so flag me if you want in.

If you're not sure what this is about, check out this link from a thread posted by Travis McGee on October 25th...

Will Osama Appear In Pakistan?

The operating theory is that Osama bin Laden has had a plan all along to show up in Pakistan, have himself declared the "Imam al-Mahdi" (a long-prophesied Islamic savior-figure), and start a civil war in an attempt to gain control of Pakistan's nukes.

Sounds crazy?

So is he. Crazy evil.

BTW, if he doesn't make it to Pakistan, we'll make this a "brought to justice" pool.

[katykelly]

Yup

[ChemistCat]

FReep this poll!

You're a conservative red-blooded American and you stumble across underwear too large to be Bin Laden's but in his bathroom in an abandoned mansion.

You:

1. Immediately loot it and then write an article about the character of the man who probably didn't wear them anyway.
2. Sell them on Ebay after looting them and writing an article about the character of the man who probably didn't wear them anyway.
3. Leave them there and wander out back into the alley to wonder where in the world Bin Laden got a computer that uses 7" floppy disks.
4. Wonder what kind of war correspondent, conservative, or red-blooded American you were to even entertain the idea of wasting bandwidth on an article about the character of the man who probably didn't wear them anyway.

Oops, I'm sorry. I'll have to work on the poll some more. I know you're not supposed to ask LEADING QUESTIONS....

[cardinal4]

Geraldo?LOL!Youre right he still has to make up for the safe fiasco!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Even if I did have Bin Laden's dirty skivvies, I don't think I would want to brag about it.

[concerned about politics]

Maybe it's not a robe he wears. Maybe it's just his huge underwear wrapped around him a few times.