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Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To Girlfriend! SHE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!
the force.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

Posted on 11/20/2001 1:59:07 PM PST by lowbridge

I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST

And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:

Dear Lisa,

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.

When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.

You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.

We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.

-- Chris

UPDATE
It gives us great pleasure to announce officially that Lisa accepted the proposal just moments ago and they are as of this moment now engaged. Congrats from all of us at TFN and may the Force be with you!


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To: Benson_Carter
when's the party, and how much booze do I bring? bwaahhahaha

Just bring a firehose and hook up one end of it to the nearest brewery.

Better yet, two firehoses.

221 posted on 11/21/2001 1:09:12 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: klee
re: the charity thing...

Just wait till you try a Harry Potter thread!
222 posted on 11/21/2001 2:36:06 PM PST by jjbrouwer
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To: Benson_Carter; maxwell; dubyaismypresident
another one bites the dust. congrats to Darth. i love weddings. huddled in a corner with a bottle of stoli trying to see which of the bridesmaids looks the most desperate. hope you all had a great holiday.
223 posted on 11/26/2001 6:51:23 AM PST by thefactor
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To: thefactor; Darth Sidious; dubyaismypresident; Benson_Carter
Oh I had a great holiday. My a$$ is still sore from driving 12 hours.

A lil' nuptial nonsense for the newly-to-be-weds:

John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they never had sex.

"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.

So he waits.

They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says "I have some bad news. I have my period, and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"

John says, "You're kidding!"

Mary says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."

Mary goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she notices Johnny wide awake staring at the ceiling.

"There's no use John," she said "You might as well go to sleep."

"I would, except my d!ck's so hard there's not enough skin left to close my eyes!"

224 posted on 11/26/2001 8:18:54 AM PST by maxwell
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To: lowbridge
Wow! And all this time I thought Darth Sidious was a lady! Congratulations!
225 posted on 11/26/2001 8:33:54 AM PST by AuntB
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To: maxwell
ROTFLMAO, that was bad. LOL
226 posted on 11/26/2001 8:57:04 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
Haha, check out this link... Every Bible-banger on FR is getting on here to preach about the evil of tattooing your body... OWK is slingin' it around on all sides, dude...
227 posted on 11/26/2001 9:07:35 AM PST by maxwell
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To: maxwell
Thanks for the link, I've been lurking that thread for 20 minutes. very good stuff.

I love an argument that generates much heat but no light, then again that happens alot around here.

228 posted on 11/26/2001 9:14:27 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: lowbridge; Darth Sidious
Congrats!

I see that you are building your marriage on Christ! Fantastic.

Let me add one small piece of advice. A man and wife must be like the logs in a good fire. You must be close enough to keep each other hot but far enough away to let each other breathe

It takes a little time to find just the right distance for the two of you so be patient with each other.

God Bless you both (Chris and Lisa) abundantly

God Save America (Please)

229 posted on 11/26/2001 10:11:18 AM PST by John O
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To: thefactor
"huddled in a corner with a bottle of stoli trying to see which of the (girls) looks the most desperate."

stop it... that's the story of my life.

it never works out with the girls, though...

230 posted on 11/26/2001 11:02:52 AM PST by Benson_Carter
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