Posted on 11/20/2001 1:59:07 PM PST by lowbridge
I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST
And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:
Dear Lisa,
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.
When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.
You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.
We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.
-- Chris
UPDATE
It gives us great pleasure to announce officially that Lisa accepted the proposal just moments ago and they are as of this moment now engaged. Congrats from all of us at TFN and may the Force be with you!
Just bring a firehose and hook up one end of it to the nearest brewery.
Better yet, two firehoses.
A lil' nuptial nonsense for the newly-to-be-weds:
John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they never had sex.
"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.
So he waits.
They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says "I have some bad news. I have my period, and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"
John says, "You're kidding!"
Mary says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."
Mary goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she notices Johnny wide awake staring at the ceiling.
"There's no use John," she said "You might as well go to sleep."
"I would, except my d!ck's so hard there's not enough skin left to close my eyes!"
I love an argument that generates much heat but no light, then again that happens alot around here.
I see that you are building your marriage on Christ! Fantastic.
Let me add one small piece of advice. A man and wife must be like the logs in a good fire. You must be close enough to keep each other hot but far enough away to let each other breathe
It takes a little time to find just the right distance for the two of you so be patient with each other.
God Bless you both (Chris and Lisa) abundantly
God Save America (Please)
stop it... that's the story of my life.
it never works out with the girls, though...
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