"Black"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | One week to the hour from when I heard about the WTC!! | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!

Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!

Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...

How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie Blues"
(To be sung to Blue Cheer's "Summertime Blues")

FReepers, we gotta raise a fuss, Lord, we gotta raise a holler...
About the Lib'rals in Congress, c'mittin' TREASON to hold Power!!
Well, I tried to call the Medyuh, "Juanita, Slick did RAPE!"
Dem'folks said, "Calm down, economy's goin' good!"
Lord, what is the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues?!"

Well, SlickWillie'n'Algore sold out! Yeah, they took that Chinese money!"
Folks, they obstructed Judge Starr, they'll feel MUD's Justice someday!!
Well, Lord, Left's lyin' won't work! Dem's corruption makes me sick, FReep him!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Are all the Sheeple fools?!"
Lord, the Truth's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!!
Paul Cruce took three weeks...but he wasn't on vacation!
Crooozah hadta take his message to the entire Nation!!
We must tell our Congressmen, "Time fer Slick to go!!"

Sometimes I wonder how we'll Dethrone this FOOL...
Folks, you are the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!

(Guitar Jammin')

Aiiigh-Oww!!
We gotta keep on FReepin'...we gotta alert the entire Nation!!

We gotta book Slick Willie at the nearest Police Station.
We must FReep our Congressmen, "Slick's gotta GO...CONVICT this boy!"
My friends, you know now...what I'm a'gonna do...
Folks, Mudboy's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!

Woah!!! Slim's the cure...

Mudboy Slim

43 Posted on 09/07/1999 09:28:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

[ChaseR]

"RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION."

Ditto/BTTT

[pigdog]

Just luv all them Klinton thingies ... keep it up.

Little Willie was "The Worst President In American History".

[goldilucky]

the "results of Woodstock II", huh. Seems that generation still never grew up.

[goldilucky]

Well, I squeezed in that site of yours as you suggested. I like your letter very much. I had to write a letter similiar to this to the Dept of Justice regarding the traitorous scum Janet Reno. Apparently, it is not just the Senators that should be removed for refusing to remove Bill "Commie" Clinton but also the Dept. of Justice as they are the ones who seems to think they have the upper hand to silence the House Committee who oversees their corrupt acts.

Don't know 'bout you, but I feel a bad moon rising ahead!

[goldilucky]

What a link! Did you know that the 11th zodiac sign Sagitarrius has the symbol of this centaur? Thanks!

[Mudboy Slim]

Personally, I think that the song "Don't Tread on Me" by Metallica is most appropriate...

Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
don't tread on me
so be it
Threaten no more...
To Secure Peace is to Prepare Fer War!!!
So Be It!!
Settle the score!!
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
Don't Tread on Me!!
Love it or Live it, She with the Deadly Bite!!
Quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
Shining with brightness, always on surveillance
The eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
Don't tread on me
So be it
Threaten no more
To Secure Peace is to Prepare for War!!
So Be It!!
Settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
Don't Tread on Me!!
So Be It!!
Threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me

212 Posted on 09/25/2001 09:33:33 PDT by MWS

Hey buddy, got my first Metallica CD!!

FReegards...MUD

[dwbh]

Can't wait until Oct. 15, huh Mud? Cowboys vs. Redskins... should be Clash of the Titans! =P

[Mudboy Slim]

"EX-First Felon, Der SchleekMeister, Disbarred!!"

Kewl...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Link to SCOTUS"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat ol' chick named BigAssed Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Medyuh's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where lyin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G. ...
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, Slick's all MINE!!
Slick'll do that Prison Time!!!

Hey...hey-ey...

Right's got the groove goin' now...MUD

32 Posted on 10/03/2000 09:00:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RESIGN NOW, SLICK WILLIE...or else...!!)

Can ya see me dancin' the RightWing Jig, Lefty?! Can ya?!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Clash of the Titans?!"...NOT!! What're we gonna wager, mi amigo?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"A bunch of low lifes they are for sure!"

"Waco Massacre Report"

Yes, lowlifes and murderin' scum they most certainly are!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mary Jo White"Wash" Continues...Git Rid Of the Beach!!!!"

Why is this RenoClone still holding up multiple investigations?! Why won't AG Ashcroft git rid of her?!

Just askin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks Luis...

"The Defense of Fort McHenry"
by Francis Scott Key
20 September 1814

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, now conceals, now discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God Is Our Trust."
And the star-spangled banner forever shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave."

1 Posted on 09/22/2001 22:44:56 PDT by Luis Gonzalez (Blue3711@AOL.COM)

FReegards...MUD

[Luis Gonzalez]

Memoirs of a Banana Republican: 

Jimmy’s Flag

Click on the Flag.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ragged Old Flag"
Written by Johnny Cash

I walked through a county courthouse square,
On a park bench an old man was sitting there.
I said, "Your old courthouse is kinda run down."
He said, "Naw, it'll do for our little town."
I said, "Your flagpole has leaned a little bit,
And that's a Ragged Old Flag you got hanging on it.

He said, "Have a seat", and I sat down.
"Is this the first time you've been to our little town?"
I said, "I think it is." He said, "I don't like to brag,
But we're kinda proud of that Ragged Old Flag."

"You see, we got a little hole in that flag there
When Washington took it across the Delaware.
And it got powder-burned the night Francis Scott Key
Sat watching it writing _Oh Say Can You See_.
And it got a bad rip in New Orleans
With Packingham and Jackson tuggin' at its seams."

"And it almost fell at the Alamo
Beside the Texas flag, but she waved on through.
She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville
And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.
There was Robert E. Lee, Beauregard, and Bragg,
And the south wind blew hard on that Ragged Old Flag."

"On Flanders Field in World War I
She got a big hole from a Bertha gun.
She turned blood red in World War II
She hung limp and low by the time it was through.
She was in Korea and Vietnam.
She went where she was sent by her Uncle Sam."

"She waved from our ships upon the briny foam,
And now they've about quit waving her back here at home.
In her own good land she's been abused --
She's been burned, dishonored, denied and refused."

"And the government for which she stands
Is scandalized throughout the land.
And she's getting threadbare and wearing thin,
But she's in good shape for the shape she's in.
'Cause she's been through the fire before
And I believe she can take a whole lot more."

"So we raise her up every morning,
Take her down every night.
We don't let her touch the ground
And we fold her up right.
On second thought I DO like to brag,
'Cause I'm mighty proud of that Ragged Old Flag."

Thanks Luis...always worthwhile mining your posts for wonderful nuggets like this and sooo many of your writings...keep bumpin' me, I read them all!!

FReegards...MUD

[dwbh]

Can ya see me dancin' the RightWing Jig, Lefty?! Can ya?!

Oh yeah. Now he's gotta cancel all of those SCOTUS cases he was lined up to argue. =P It was an automatic thing after he got suspended by Arkansas, since the right to argue before SCOTUS is mostly an honorary one. All it proves is that he got the short end of the stick in his plea bargain early this year.

[dwbh]

gonna be a special day in Washington, DC on Sunday, and the beginning of the Skins Playoff Run. 10-6 wins the NFC East...9-7 maybe.

Since you've been pretty nice to me here at FR, I'll give you the opportunity to gracefully amend your prediction now.

Here's my prediction for the NL East: Philly 11-5, NYG 10-6, Dallas 4-12, Arizona 3-13, Washington 2-14.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Money Ain't Nuthin'"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...Corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...Next Election's Gonna Do It!!!!
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Algore's a...Socialist!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

BTW...The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble...Cool!!! Clinton SHALL RESIGN...sooner than you believe possible!!

53 Posted on 10/14/2000 05:58:37 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Clintonz@Disgrace!!)

FReegards...MUD (Tape Rollin'........)

[Mudboy Slim]

400+ and still chuggin'......MUD