I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat ol' chick named BigAssed Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Medyuh's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where lyin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G. ...
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, Slick's all MINE!!
Slick'll do that Prison Time!!!
Hey...hey-ey...
Right's got the groove goin' now...MUD
32 Posted on 10/03/2000 09:00:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RESIGN NOW, SLICK WILLIE...or else...!!)
Can ya see me dancin' the RightWing Jig, Lefty?! Can ya?!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
BTW..."Clash of the Titans?!"...NOT!! What're we gonna wager, mi amigo?!
Oh yeah. Now he's gotta cancel all of those SCOTUS cases he was lined up to argue. =P It was an automatic thing after he got suspended by Arkansas, since the right to argue before SCOTUS is mostly an honorary one. All it proves is that he got the short end of the stick in his plea bargain early this year.