A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-19-03...A Christmas Contest: Play Santa

12/19/03 | FreeTheHostages

[FreeTheHostages]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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~ Billie, Mama_Bear, dansangel, dutchess, Aquamarine ~

	Welcome to a Christmas Contest
There will be SEVEN prizes!! P.S. Six are spoken for.
1	2	3
		A 2004 Republican National Committee Wall Calendar, Each Page Containing a Beautiful Photograph of Our President!
4	5	6
		A 2004 Quilt Engangement Calendar!!

It's about time we give Christmas tips to the hostesses around here.   Each of the five regular hostesses -- Billie, Mama_bear, Dansangel, Dutchess, and Aquamarine -- will receive one of the gifts pictured above (unless they prefer of course not to trust an erratic judge like me with their snail mail address, hee hee!).

But hmm, they've all been so good this year.  Who should get which gift??  Play Santa the best and divvy up the gifts and you'll win a special prize! And yes hostesses *are* qualified to enter the contest win the surprise gift too. Of course, a holiday contest thread wouldn't be complete without silly rules, so here are mine:

THE RULES

You know how wonderful our hostesses are
And you know how hard they work.
So pony up your Christmas tip
And don't be a stingy jerk.


Above you see six pictured toys
And your only job is a piece of cake:
Write a poem of that explains
Which gift each hostess should take.


Explain in your poem -- which need not rhyme
Why which hostess should get which toy.
If your poem is the best you'll win for yourself
A surprise which will bring much joy.


To do well in this contest it will help to have read
Some of the threads of this year.
So you'll know, e.g., which hostess loves quilts
And whose hot for George W. in flight gear.


But if you don't know, that's no excuse
Not to offer a poem of praise.
It's Christmas time and well we all know
How much our hostesses deserve a raise.


As you can see from this poem my standards are low
Regarding both meter and rhyme,
But one key to winning is to be sure to enter
By 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.


They've worked so hard all year long
And given you color, and graphics, and fun, and great joy.
Please help play Santa for our lovely sistahs
And you'll win a precious toy!


Now some of you may see six gifts
And think that I'm the sixth
But guess again and think real hard
About who else should be on your list!


There's another who appears more often
And delights you with his prose
He should get a gift too and which one
You'll also decide in your lovely poem.


Good luck and have fun and my final advice
Is go for it and be sincere
It's the thought that counts, not how "good" your poem
Just share with us your good cheer!

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 12-15-03...Military Monday 12-16-03...Shop 'til You Drop! 12-17-03..."Gilligan... A Splash of...whatever!" 12-18-03..."We Got Him!" by JohnHuang2

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping' The guy's good, folks!

Thanks, Mixer!

1) Click on the graphic to open the Calendar.
2) Once there you can click on any month and even click to the right to go into next year. Once you are in the month that you joined FR you will need to click on the number in the calendar and then an add item screen will come up.
3) In the next box enter your name in the "Calendar Text" field and then click on submit.
4) If any of the screens fail to load simply click on refresh in your browser and that will usually fix it.
5) If all else fails or simply if you want me to do this for you send me a FReepmail and I will gladly do it for you. ~Mixer

Click on the photo to view the album. To
submit your photo, please contact dansangel or .45Man
at
danbh59@yahoo.com
and include Freeper Photo Album in subject line.

[The Thin Man]

I'm in awe of your poetic skills. Rhyming "vex" with "LadyX" was nothing short of brilliant. :)

[Aquamarine]

I could use some help; want to commit to a poem a day? LOL

Thanks but I'd better stick to illustrating. :)

You can enter the contest, Free never goes by her rules. lol

[dixie sass]

Lolololol. You are something else, TTM.

[The Thin Man]

IT'S RUMSFELD, NOT RUMSFIELD!

[dixie sass]

ROTFL

[dixie sass]

Uh oh, Mr. The Thin Man is in trouble!

[dixie sass]

Thank you Gail.

[The Thin Man]

that takes some of the sting out of T Man's "Mama_Bear should get nothin'" comment LOL - and I thought he liked me. :-(

Yes, I was kind of harsh, but the funny thing is I don't regret it at all. :-)

[The Thin Man]

What gift would suit Thinny?

I got a nice lump of coal from The Mayor, I'm content.

[Pippin]

Good! :O)

[The Thin Man]

Here's a better picture of you, correcting everyone's spelling.

Hehe, we can start with ETTS. Shouldn't that the ETMS?

[The Thin Man]

Uh oh, Mr. The Thin Man is in trouble!

I guess it's safe to assume that winning a prize is not likely. :-(

[.45MAN]

Hey What's wrong with fruitcake! I think it's great!!

[Pippin]

(((.45)))!

er, ah, I hope Dansy don't mind I'm hugging you.

(((Dansy)))!

[dixie sass]

Po' baby! I know that you can be nice (I won't tell), but show a itty bitty bit so that you can maybe win or at least get honorable mention. I know that you can do it.

[.45MAN]

Please let me win The President Bush Doll. As you all can see I'm the most qualified of all! :-)

If you think she's kidding

Well guess what, she's not

She's got her bush suit in a favorite spot.

In a place where even I am not allowed to go!

So there you are, and now you know!!

[Pippin]

He sais he's happy with the coal, LOL!

[dansangel]

OMG!!!! Now they *know*!!

[dixie sass]

Ahhhhhhhhh, that's just bravado!

[Pippin]

Oh, Okay! :O)