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‘U Can’t Touch This?’ SBC Church Plays M.C. Hammer, Beyoncé, AC/DC Medley During Service
Protestia ^ | September 17, 2023 | staff

Posted on 09/19/2023 6:08:57 PM PDT by Morgana

Church by the Glades in Coral Springs, FL, above and beyond all other congregations, exemplifies the use of worldly entertainment and ear-scratching techniques in the pathetic hope of catching the attention of wayward goatlings.

Known for their extravagant attempts to keep their members entertained, the 8000-member Southern Baptist megachurch frequently features secular songs in their services, having a repertoire that includes a Beyonce song about Dominatrixes, a cover of Run D.M.C’s sleazy and sexual song Walk this Way in church, performing Kendrick Lamar’s N95, only cleaned up and sanitized for church audiences, removing the curse words and racial epitaphs for a sermon illustration, putting on a Willy Wonka Christmas worship service’ and having a crazy ‘Baby Shark’ mashup during service, replete with smoke and canons!

In a newly unearthed video from their May 2019 sermon series “Heroes, Villains, and Sidekicks,” the church did a five-song medley to get the congregants pumped up and primed for the preaching, singing Taylor Swift’s Look What You Made Me Do, Estelle/Kanye West’s ‘American Boy,’ AC/DC’s Back in Black, M.C. Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This, and Beyoncé’s Run the World (Girls.)

It’s shameful as it is unsurprising. Lead impastor David Hughes has previously rationalized including these sorts of segments as part of his liturgy and services with this phenomenally stupid bible twist:

The church should have a show- every weekend we should have a show. I’ll tell you why. For my super spirituals right now, don’t log off, because Jesus promised and Matthew’s Gospel that anytime two or three or more would gather in his name, he would SHOW.

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TOPICS: Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Worship
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I know Protestia does not know who wrote the song "Walk This Way" but still this is getting to be too much. It's church not a rock concert.
1 posted on 09/19/2023 6:08:57 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
Sadly, this is repeated to a degree and in varying forms across a lot of churches today.

Light shows, feel good lyrics and shallow preaching.

All designed not to offend....or lead anyone to sincere repentance.

The church is worshiping in the dark while claiming to be the light of the world.

2 posted on 09/19/2023 6:13:44 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: Morgana

The SB Convention is an umbrella organization. Some members are the handle, some hang from the fridge.


3 posted on 09/19/2023 6:16:52 PM PDT by Fai Mao (SUtarve the beast and steal its food!)
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To: Fai Mao

Fringe not fridge. I hate auto complete1


4 posted on 09/19/2023 6:17:52 PM PDT by Fai Mao (SUtarve the beast and steal its food!)
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To: Morgana

They’re on the highway to hell.


5 posted on 09/19/2023 6:18:33 PM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: Morgana

“racial epitaphs”


“Staff” are morons.

smh


6 posted on 09/19/2023 6:19:38 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Morgana

Run D.M.C did a version of Walk This Way in cooperation with Aerosmith.

This is likely what was played given the rest of the songs listed.


7 posted on 09/19/2023 6:20:14 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Fai Mao

You had it right the first time. There is no Gospel in there, they are cold. It’s like a Fridge.


8 posted on 09/19/2023 6:20:30 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana
IMO Color Him Father would make a far better "sermon" than "U Can't Touch This".
9 posted on 09/19/2023 6:20:53 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: BANANA REPUBLIC!)
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1

We’re definitely in the Last Days.

The hour is very, very, very late.

🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚🕚


10 posted on 09/19/2023 6:21:29 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Morgana

Nauseating, actually. (But epitaph is quite different from epithet.)


11 posted on 09/19/2023 6:21:42 PM PDT by Palmetto State Conservative
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To: Morgana
Band: Performs 3 poorly executed cover songs.

Pastor: We love creativity!

12 posted on 09/19/2023 6:23:11 PM PDT by HonkyTonkMan ( )
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“Run D.M.C did a version of Walk This Way in cooperation with Aerosmith.”

Yea I know but last time I posted a thread about this church singing that song everyone complained that the author did not know who wrote it.


13 posted on 09/19/2023 6:23:13 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana

If I was in that church, I would play this old secular song for them, then wave bye-bye...

      "The End Of Our Road" - Gladys Knight & The Pips   (song link)

14 posted on 09/19/2023 6:27:09 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Morgana

Better Back in Black than Hell’s Bells at church.


15 posted on 09/19/2023 6:44:18 PM PDT by Kazan
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To: Morgana

MC Hammer’s “Pray” makes sense. AC/DC? With the exception of the merely sinful You Shook Me All Night, every song in their showlist revels in absolute evil. Some comically (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap), some disturbingly anti-Christian (Who Made Who), but none even remotely Christian-friendly.


16 posted on 09/19/2023 6:46:04 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Morgana

We had a very good under 30s pastor at our Baptist church in the late 60s, but he was kind of clueless as to youth culture.

He would always say ‘If we didn’t want to preach the gospel, and we only wanted to provide entertainment for our youth, we could get Al Hirt to play and the church would be packed with young people’. Of course most of the youth were cruising listening to CCR, Stones, Hendrix, etc. I’d go home and complain to my dad (a deacon) who would laugh and say ‘you mean Al Hirt isn’t cool?’. He understood, but our pastor never caught on.


17 posted on 09/19/2023 7:09:11 PM PDT by Roadrunner383
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To: Morgana

This church is famous for this crap


18 posted on 09/19/2023 7:11:50 PM PDT by wardaddy (Why so many nevertrumpers with early sign ups and no posting history till now? Zot them PTB)
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Seems like something I would see on the show righteous gemstones with John goodman


19 posted on 09/19/2023 7:18:21 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: Morgana

I like the old hymns


20 posted on 09/19/2023 7:36:08 PM PDT by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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