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Quran 33:53 Don't stay too long at Mo's house after a party. And leave his wives alone
Quran ^ | 750s AD | Some 8th century dude

Posted on 06/16/2021 6:56:09 AM PDT by Cronos

ﮕ ﮖ ﮗ ﮘ ﮙ ﮚ ﮛ ﮜ ﮝ ﮞ ﮟ ﮠ ﮡ ﮢ ﮣ ﮤ ﮥ ﮦ ﮧ ﮨ ﮩ ﮪ ﮫ ﮬ ﮭ ﮮ ﮯ ﮰ ﮱ ﯓ ﯔ ﯕ ﯖ ﯗ ﯘ ﯙ ﯚ ﯛ ﯜ ﯝ ﯞ ﯟ ﯠ ﯡ ﯢ ﯣ ﯤ ﯥ ﯦ ﯧ ﯨ ﯩ ﯪ ﯫ ﯬ ﯭ ﯮ ﯯ ﯰ ﯱ ﯲ ﯳ ﯴ ﯵ ﯶ ﯷ ﯸ ﯹ ﯺ ﯻ ﯼ ﯽ ﯾ ﯿ ﰀ ﰁ O you who believe, do not enter the houses of the Prophet, unless you are permitted for a meal, not (so early as) to wait for its preparation. But when you are invited, go inside. Then, once you have had the meal, just disperse, and (do) not (sit for long) being keen for a chat. This (conduct of yours) hurts the Prophet, but he feels shy of (telling) you (about it), but Allah is not shy of the truth. And when you ask any thing from them (the blessed wives of the Prophet), ask them from behind a curtain. That is better for the purity of your hearts and their hearts. It is not allowed for you that you hurt Allah’s Messenger, nor that you ever marry his wives after him. Indeed, it would be an enormity in the sight of Allah,


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1 posted on 06/16/2021 6:56:09 AM PDT by Cronos
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To: Cronos

Mo also got kind statements from Al allowing mo to have more than 4 wives, to marry his daughter in law etc.

Nice relationship between mo and al


2 posted on 06/16/2021 6:57:25 AM PDT by Cronos ( )
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To: Cronos

So you can’t sleep it off if you’re drunk? Just get on that camel and go?


3 posted on 06/16/2021 7:10:15 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Larry Lucido

No no no

you can’t stay with Mo

you get drunk? Get on yer camel and go!


4 posted on 06/16/2021 7:14:51 AM PDT by Cronos ( )
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To: Cronos
Good, timeless advice for Muslims.

Similar to the apocryphal Book of Bond in ancient Jewish/Christian literature:

Mixeth not by stirring. Only shaketh thy martini. And drinketh not with the sons of Anak, for they are descendants of the Nephilim.

5 posted on 06/16/2021 7:15:36 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: Cronos

Don’t overstay your welcome at Mo’s, or Mo won’t welcome you to stay over.


6 posted on 06/16/2021 7:25:12 AM PDT by dead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_vFiUUcBkc)
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To: Cronos

Islam was Mohammad’s personal get rich and powerful scheme so don’t be surprised if it had rules for being his house guest.


7 posted on 06/16/2021 7:29:44 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Cronos

Party at Mo’s house? Will he have cocktails, beer and wine and pole dancers? If not, I’ll pass. 😀


8 posted on 06/16/2021 7:40:33 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
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To: Cronos

During his exile in France, the late Ayatollah Khomeini penned his interpretations of the Quran and some of those were published in Playboy:

“A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable. If a man does penetrate and damage the child then, he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl will not count as one of his four permanent wives and the man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister… It is better for a girl to marry at such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband’s house, rather than her father’s home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven. [”Tahrirolvasyleh”, fourth edition, Qom, Iran, 1990]

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned.”

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2471602/posts


9 posted on 06/16/2021 7:53:04 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: Cronos

How convenient for Mohamed.

Remember, there is no Allah. Mohamed MADE HIM UP!

NO ONE has ever SEEN Allah. NO ONE has ever HEARD Allah (except, supposedly, Mohamed. How convenient).

The Qur’an was MADE UP by Mohamed and dictated to others so they could write it down since the terrorist, murderer, lunatic, pedophile was also illiterate.

The Qur’an is so unreadable, that it takes other so-called “holy” books to understand it.

ISLAM IS A FAKE RELIGION! ALLAH IS A FAKE GOD! MOHAMED IS A FAKE PROPHET!

Islam, “the religion of peace”, that tortures, rapes, pillages, honor kills their own family members, convert or DIE evangelism, KILL the infidels (anyone not a Muslim).

Everything you wanted (or don’t want to) know about Islam.

Prophet of Doom BY CRAIG WINN

Read/Get/download the entire book for FREE. Unless “you can’t handle the truth”.

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10 posted on 06/16/2021 7:57:52 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: Cronos

Rules of Engagement with Muslims -

If non-believing Infidels are present, Sunni sect will unite with Shi’a sect to enslave (physical, sexual, monetary) all Infidels and annihilate the rest

If no Infidels present, Sunni sect will turn against Shi’a sect and annihilate each other until there is a ‘winner’

This has not changed in the 1200 years of ever-expanding Islamic conquest.


11 posted on 06/16/2021 8:00:24 AM PDT by RideForever (Know Islam, No Peace; No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: faucetman

Muhammed never claimed to have spoken to Allah...only to some intermediary Archangel.


12 posted on 06/16/2021 8:49:51 AM PDT by PsechsySr
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To: Cronos

Mo no, No Mo, No!


13 posted on 06/16/2021 9:08:12 AM PDT by spincaster (i)
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To: Cronos; Larry Lucido

Make sure to donate to FR.

Larry told’ya so.


14 posted on 06/16/2021 9:51:17 AM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: shotgun

For real?


15 posted on 06/16/2021 9:52:20 AM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: sauropod

Yes. These are truly sick individuals.


16 posted on 06/16/2021 10:00:30 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: Cronos
And when you ask any thing from them (the blessed wives of the Prophet), ask them from behind a curtain.

But they're wearing the curtains.

17 posted on 06/16/2021 10:44:12 AM PDT by Blogatron (I don’t know how to be less white, but I do know how to buy less Coke.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Not to be mixed up with the canonical Book of James


18 posted on 07/09/2022 6:12:41 AM PDT by dangus
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