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VeggieTales Reboot To Include Sanctimonious, Elitist Lemon Named Don
The Babylon Bee ^
| January 30, 2020
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Posted on 01/30/2020 11:08:04 PM PST by Norski
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posted on
01/30/2020 11:08:04 PM PST
by
Norski
To: Norski
I miss “Silly Songs with Larry”.
To: neverevergiveup
It’s probably 20 years now, but every so often one of us will sing “Oh where is my hairbrush....” (When looking for our hairbrush of course. Why is that? Where do they go!?)
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posted on
01/30/2020 11:30:10 PM PST
by
21twelve
To: 21twelve
If my lips ever left my mouth
Packed a bag and headed south
That’d be too bad, I'd be so sad
To: neverevergiveup
Cheeseburger. I wait for you.
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posted on
01/31/2020 1:09:34 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world)
To: Norski
Don Lemon is what you get when mix a fruit with a vegetable.
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posted on
01/31/2020 1:32:10 AM PST
by
rdcbn
( Referentiai)
To: neverevergiveup; rdcbn
As I do not watch television or am forced to watch children watching same, I have only ever been exposed to VeggieTales once.
I found the animated singing and dancing fruits and vegetables amusing; in addition I enjoy the thought of Don Lemon as a part of the cast.
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posted on
01/31/2020 1:49:47 AM PST
by
Norski
To: Norski
I had a dream that following impeachment and our DOJs refusal to prosecute the coup conspirators that every journalist of the last three years, Wolf Blitzer CHris Wallace, Shep SMith, the NY Slimes folks, every last damn one of them lost their jobs and had to find work at fast food places and there was a website where you could find out where they worked now and go make fun of them.
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posted on
01/31/2020 2:22:41 AM PST
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: 21twelve
Good times. We, too, 20 years later, sing out for our missing hairbrush, Barbara Manatee, and always refer to do our shopping as StuffMart. As well as starting a potentially awkward conversation with, Dear Bob and Larry... ;). Our kids and their cousins had all the videos.
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posted on
01/31/2020 2:32:08 AM PST
by
ZinGirl
(Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
To: wastoute
Fascinating.
Possibly one may wish to reconsider the ingestion of peanut butter and bacon sandwiches immediately pre-slumber.
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posted on
01/31/2020 3:17:33 AM PST
by
Norski
To: Norski
It was almost enough to sleep in for but after decades of getting up at Zero Dark Thirty I just cant do it.
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posted on
01/31/2020 3:19:49 AM PST
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: wastoute
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posted on
01/31/2020 3:36:11 AM PST
by
Norski
To: Norski
LOL. Im retired. I dont work at all. In fact, new parts of me quit working every day.
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posted on
01/31/2020 4:24:03 AM PST
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: Norski
Does Don the Lemon get drunk at work and does he assault other male lemons?
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posted on
01/31/2020 4:28:28 AM PST
by
Leep
(Everyday is Trump Day!)
To: ZinGirl
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posted on
01/31/2020 4:41:21 AM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: neverevergiveup
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posted on
01/31/2020 4:52:05 AM PST
by
Lurker
(Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: 21twelve
As I get older I feel more and more of Larry's pain: "No hair! Not fair!"
However, I am concerned about Larry's family: "I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard, and it felt weird." Are you sure that wasn't your great uncle Bruce?
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posted on
01/31/2020 5:06:56 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Cutest internet video: Charlie bit my finger. Creepiest internet video: Joe Biden bit my finger.)
To: Lurker; nevergiveup
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posted on
01/31/2020 5:10:27 AM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: Norski
Whew, I’m so glad this is fake!
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posted on
01/31/2020 5:11:58 AM PST
by
workerbee
(America finally has an American president again.)
To: workerbee
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posted on
01/31/2020 5:33:55 AM PST
by
Norski
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