not the smartest thing to do. The sacrifice at Mass is not a playground.
1 posted on
12/26/2019 5:35:04 PM PST by
Coleus
To: Coleus
Dear Father O’Conner, thanks for your enthusiasm, but that was inappropriate. Couldn’t you have displayed your Scooter
Skilz after mass in the parking lot?
Flashback:
Dec. 31, 2015
Father Albert San Jose has apologized for riding his Hoverboard during Christmas Eve services in Laguna province of the Phillipines. He was suspended for a while.
To: Coleus
At least he didn’t skydive in.
3 posted on
12/26/2019 5:48:08 PM PST by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: Coleus
His long flowing vestments could have gotten caught under the wheels. The parishioner cell phones would have really popped out for that spectacle.
To: Coleus
Reminds when a priest when discussing the sizes of churches in Europe during a sermon mentioned many had signs posted reading BICYCLE RIDING PROHIBITED
5 posted on
12/26/2019 5:59:57 PM PST by
mosesdapoet
(mosesdapoet aka L,J,Keslin posting here for the record hoping somebody might read and pass around)
To: Coleus
The sacrifice at Mass is not a playground. Exactly. Save the theatrics, clapping, dancing, back-slapping etc. for after Mass. Step into the parish hall and cut loose. But leave the tom foolery at the church doors.
6 posted on
12/26/2019 6:05:48 PM PST by
ElkGroveDan
(My tagline is in the shop.)
To: Coleus
Two Our Fathers and three Hail Marys as penance.
7 posted on
12/26/2019 6:09:15 PM PST by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Coleus
9 posted on
12/26/2019 6:26:27 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Democrats only believe in democracy when they win the election.)
To: Coleus
Sounds like something Father Dougal would do in the Father Ted tv show.
11 posted on
12/26/2019 6:35:06 PM PST by
EvilCapitalist
(If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
To: Coleus
Well, the Savior did ride into town on a juvenile ass.
12 posted on
12/26/2019 6:38:33 PM PST by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: Coleus
Can he use the exhaust pipe as the incense censer?
14 posted on
12/26/2019 7:29:35 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Cutest internet video: Charlie bit my finger. Creepiest internet video: Joe Biden bit my finger.)
To: Coleus
My kids are into Scooters 🛴. Big time. 9/12
17 posted on
12/26/2019 9:29:09 PM PST by
Truthoverpower
(The guv mint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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