[dp0622]

I want to buried under a casino as casinos have put me under so often.

[Salvation]

How do they bury someone at a zoo or golf course?

No connection with God who created them?

[Yaelle]

Europe is pretty much secular now. It’s changed so much in 20 years.

[lee martell]

I have no way to prove it, but I’ll just bet you some wealthy people have already been buried at either Disneyland or Disneyworld. Of course that’s ‘highly irregular!”, but when you can flash enough of those dollar bills, that changes almost everything.

[davius]

My epitaph:

Never Joined a Union. Never Will.

[Pontiac]

Instead of services in crematoriums, churches and cemeteries, Britons are instead opting for increasingly quirky ways to mourn their loved ones.

Mother Mary warned the children of Fatima of the “Souls falling in to Hell like snowflakes.”

I fear that it has become a blizzard.

[Seruzawa]

I think a funeral ala the Big Lebowski would be cool.

[NTHockey]

I’m choosing burial at sea. Might as well feed the fishes than become fertilizer. We conducted a (symbolic) burial at sea on board Princeton. Remains of a lost WWII sub were discovered. Bodies and sub could not be recovered (too deep and too long), so Marine Guard did the honors.

[dfwgator]

“Hey....you’re young and swingin’....”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRxYLfq78g

[Biggirl]

More often then that, there are folks who simply take home the urn and wait until money can be found to bury or entombed at a later date.

[bgill]

It’d be cheaper to roll grandma into the golf course pond or feed her to the lions. Maybe they’d get a tax break with that zoo donation.