1 posted on
03/30/2016 4:16:03 PM PDT by
Gamecock
Best I can determine this is satire.
2 posted on
03/30/2016 4:16:44 PM PDT by
Gamecock
( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
To: Gamecock
Yes, it sounds like satire. But regrettably there’s not much distance between satire and the truth these days.
7 posted on
03/30/2016 4:23:42 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Gamecock
I would guess they don't read their bible oo much:
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar
To: Gamecock
If it is not satire, we are willing to lend the services of the Lords of the Inquisition. We exist only underground nowadays but we are quite experienced and are willing to serve even other churches in defense of Western Civilization. The Rev. Mr. Sorcerer needs serious, ummm, inquiry and probably correction.
Brother Inquisitors, prepare the thumbscrews, the tongs, the pit and the pendulum, the rack and the other instruments. We may soon be back in business. Sanctus Torquemada, ora pro nobis!
11 posted on
03/30/2016 4:28:51 PM PDT by
BlackElk
(Dean of Discipline Tomas de Torquemada Gentlemen's Society: Rack 'em Danno!)
To: Gamecock
If they do one more thing beyond this, I’m leaving!
To: Gamecock
I never understood why some churches had problems with thespians in church.
To: Gamecock
The most effective satire is satire that has the ring of truth.
16 posted on
03/30/2016 5:03:39 PM PDT by
P-Marlowe
(Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
To: Gamecock
Great headline. So accurate.
18 posted on
03/30/2016 6:07:43 PM PDT by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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