If it is not satire, we are willing to lend the services of the Lords of the Inquisition. We exist only underground nowadays but we are quite experienced and are willing to serve even other churches in defense of Western Civilization. The Rev. Mr. Sorcerer needs serious, ummm, inquiry and probably correction.
Brother Inquisitors, prepare the thumbscrews, the tongs, the pit and the pendulum, the rack and the other instruments. We may soon be back in business. Sanctus Torquemada, ora pro nobis!