Posted on 06/23/2013 4:09:33 PM PDT by markomalley
Washington, DCMembers of the pro-life movement have denounced House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi after remarks that she, as a Catholic, viewed the protection of the sacrifice of virgins during Black Masses as sacred ground. As a practicing and respectful Catholic, this is sacred ground to me when we talk about this, Pelosi said in a statement last week, going on to say that the subject of sacrificing the life of a worthy virgin pleasing to the Dark Lord as deeply personal to priests and priestesses performing the sacred ritual. Leading Catholics were quick to denounce Pelosis statements, including Thomas Peters of Catholicvote.org who called the remarks deeply offensive. But Magistra and High Priestess of the Church of Satan Peggy Nadramia disagrees with those criticizing Pelosi, recently telling reporters that followers of the Most Unholy Lord Satan had a right to do what they wished in their ceremonies. Its our ceremonies and no one can tell us what we can or cannot do in them.
There’s no reason to satirize Pelosi.... the things she actually says are hilarious enough as it is.
I find nothing SanFranGranNan says to be funny. Sick, twisted, deranged, egomaniac driven, and frightening.
Gunner
Pelosi is scum.
She is not Catholic. She has excommunicated herself many times over, and as far as I am concerned any Priest who knowingly gives her Communion does the same to himself.
Since when?
Thank you for the tutorial.
This is a NEWS site, not a place for folks to take shit like this seriously and then proceed to make an ass of themselves.
I guess that's why JR put "humor" topics in Bloggers, General, and Religion.
Conservatives need to laugh from time to time. Otherwise, we will become as humorless as libtards.
Lighten up a little pal, there is room for news and satire.
Complain to the mods if you don’t like the post.
She makes Baal Zeebub happy.
what makes it funny is that it’s basically true though.
There was plenty of satire on FR when I joined ... but then I'm a total n00b compared to you.
The great thing about FR....if you don’t like a particular thread, don’t click on it, or read any further if you don’t like it.
Satire used to be pretty common. Normally it was posted with an /s to indicate that it was satire, since things are so crazy now that sometimes it’s hard to tell.
A wordless rule on an invisible page, I take it?
Just waiting for this new Pope to kick her butt out
You can keep waiting.
You might look closer to SF's new archbishop, Salvatore Cordileone, to publicly confirm her excommunication.
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