Posted on 12/18/2011 10:19:26 PM PST by Rytwyng
An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having sexual thoughts.
The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving...
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So the very same guys who more than any other on the entire globe, see women as good for one thing only: receiving sex.
Are afraid women might think about sex?
However would women possibly think about sex? The same guys forbid women from thinking about anything else. No school. No job. No driving. Just sex whenever the guys want it.
So how would women possibly think about sex?? /s
“I’m just too hot to look at from the Persian Gulf to Turkey
So when you put me in the fridge please wrap me in a burkhy”
LOL! Funny.
This is the worse case of ***** envy I have ever heard of.
Cucumber envy?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Yea but in this case it is not the women suffering from it.
It is the men. Think about it.
I wonder if he made the warning about the dangers of vegetative arousal from the top of a minaret.
Freegards
No wonder some women turn Lebanese.
Does anyone have the address of this horny
Cleric? I want to send him a peck of cukes
for Christmas.
I read somewhere that (seriously) cucumbers were prohibited in the Sultan's harem.
Must be the same reason that only Male Eskimos are allowed to do Ice Carvings.
LOL!
Leni
What the hell is wrong with these people? Cucumbers don’t remind me of sex. Bananas don’t,either.
Cucumbers remind me of salad for Pete’s sake!
And little boys are to sexy for Clerics?
I have sex on the brain.
No,really,I do!
On a train, in the rain?
Yup,LOL!
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