[Scanian]

I told this little anecdote here a while back but it bears repeating:

At a kids’ birthday party a couple years ago in a Mormon home, the men were sitting around the kitchen table waiting to eat when someone raised the question: “How did God get here? Have you ever thought about that?”

Another “elder” replied, “The old bishop once told me that our God was sent to rule Earth by twelve other gods.”

After my eyeballs stopped spinning around in my head, I got up and went outside to shoot baskets on the driveway with the kids.

[SkyDancer]

Good one. Every time PD puts up something proving they’re the only true Christian church he contradicts himself and the LDS church claims that they’re Christian. It’s so funny it’s really sad. Multiple gods????? Hey, can I become a godess???

[Elsie]

“The old bishop once told me that our God was sent to rule Earth by twelve other gods.”

Almost: the MORMON Living Prophet® gets information DIRECTLY FROM GOD.

Then the Quorum of Twelve has to VOTE to see if it was REALLY true or not.

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Just like 1^st century Christians...

[Tennessee Nana]

the men were sitting around the kitchen table waiting to eat
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Why ???

Why werent these lazy slobs helping to prepare the food ???