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To: Tennessee Nana
 

A letter from a mormon bishop informing the members that the “theme” for this year is “Making the Temple the Great Symbol of Our Faith.”


Yeah, yeah, yeah: but what about JANUARY??
 
I STILL haven't received the latest memo!
 
--MormonDude(Are ANTIs tampering with my mail?)
 

 
 

 

Office of First President & Living Prophet®:

December 15th, 2010

The word for January is -

We are having trouble coming up with a good one.
 
Our December word - BIGOTRY - is not getting any traction at all.
 
You Bishops, solicit input from your True Believers; perhaps the ones that hang out on FreeRepublic (spit) can give some useful tips.
 
Tommy
 

2,198 posted on 01/06/2011 11:57:20 AM PST by Elsie
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To: Elsie

Dear Ask Rommy Column, Year of our lord Joseph Smith 206

Dear Ask Tommy,

Another annoying member said

“A letter from a mormon bishop informing the members that the “theme” for this year is “Making the Temple the Great Symbol of Our Faith.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah: but what about JANUARY??

I STILL haven’t received the latest memo!

Are ANTIs tampering with my mail?

Signed

MormonDude(You know me, I’d rather starve my children than not send in my tribute errr tithe)

Dear MormonDude,

Yes it is possible that the hateful Antis ate your mail.

We are never wrong and never late mailing out your tithing settlement bills errr new revelation.

Please have your children fill themselves up by drawing annoying errr annoited pictures of the temple and bring a talk on the wonders of the Symbol of our Faith at your Monday night FTE during January.

You will receive a memo for February if I have to personally ah send someone to you with it.

Where was it you lived ? Hawaii ?

I might even come myself. I would sacrifice for the Church in that fashion.

You would of course be asked to underwrite all costs for first class airfare, 6 star lodgings, luaus, hula dancing girls err yes well etc as a faith promoting blessing for you and your children.

Living ever to bless the LDS

Tommy


2,245 posted on 01/06/2011 2:11:42 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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