[afraidfortherepublic]

A smile for today...

[afraidfortherepublic]

This brought a laugh from me this morning. Perhaps Freepers on your ping lists may get a a few chuckles from it too.

[Alex Murphy]

The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. 'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites.'

And that's the problem with priests. When they're not supporting gambling, they're assuming that everyone not properly catechized must be a Protestant.

[Vigilanteman]

Good one! The version I heard was about a priest blessing a long shot donkey which came in third place. Thus, it was announced “Priest’s Ass Shows”.

[Legatus]

PROSTITUTE? Oh thanks be to God I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant.

[LambSlave]

...”Oh, my Son, you didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic!!”

[NYer]

Thank you! I needed that today.

[samiam1972]

LOL! I’m sitting here at the stables while my daughter has horse riding lessons. Had to check FR while I wait and got a Catholic horse joke to pass the time. Perfect! :0)

[Salvation]

ROTFLOL!