[Legatus]

PROSTITUTE? Oh thanks be to God I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant.

[AnAmericanMother]

"Born a calf, raised a steer . . . now a fish!"

"It's all right son, I got him with the door."

"I just baptized and confirmed them, and now they only show up at Christmas and Easter."

I gotta million of 'em. I'll be here all week - try the veal.