I just looked in the Dictionary under LOU-ZERRR and saw Joey Smiths goofy mug.
(also listed under "big fake").
WHICH mug???
Posted on 05/10/2010 8:16:49 PM PDT by delacoert
Jo0ey Smith was shot in a gun fight he started when he tried to break out of jail...
But anti-Christians will deny that the murderer Joey Smith had guns in jail with him...
and that Joey Smith murdered two men...
(The Christian Jesus and the mormon jesus)
)Yours is mean, small, petty, condemning and puny.
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But Sandy its not my Jesus that is keeping you out of the mormon after life just because you are a female...
Thats your mormon jesus that is doing that...
You know exactly what will happen to me in the after life.
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Well all I did was read the Christian Bible...
You can know too if you ever read it...
Those who reject the Jesus of the Christian Bible are condemned to Hell...
You know exactly what will happen to me in the after life.
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Sandy you need to take that up with the Jesus of the Christian Bible...
You know the One you called “mean, small, petty, condemning and puny.”
He said it not me...
Keeping it real.
Whoops sorry that was the mormon god who said that ...
Sandy (about the Christian Jesus): Yours is mean, small, petty, condemning and puny.
Nana: But Sandy its not my Jesus that is keeping you out of the mormon after life just because you are a female...
Thats your mormon jesus that is doing that...
Sandy: You know exactly what will happen to me in the after life.
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I’m just quoting the mormon god and mormon teaching and literarure...
Sandy you need to take that up with the mormon jesus...
That one you have claimed is so wonderful...
the mormon jesus is the one keeping mormon females out of the mormon afterlife...
Not the Christian Jesus...
As for what I know ...
I only know what the REAL Jesus , the Jesus of the Christian Bible says...
Jesus said we must chose to believe in Him now while we are alive...
Once we are dead its too late...
All the dead dunking from now until Jesus comes is not going to save us if we have not believed in the Christian Jesus WHILE WE YET LIVE...
Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. Mark 16:16
“Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood.”
You left out the part where the horndog Smith was hitting
on other men’s wives.
You left out the part where the tin horn dictator Smith was
running roughshod over the justice system.
You left out the part where Smith was responsible for destroying
private property.
Smith got frontier justice for his actions. You reap what
you sow. He got as much justice as he paid out to others.
There is reciprocity in this life.
Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood
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Grasshopper, horse thieves were hung in those days...
Wife thieves and outlaws got a quick trial and a bullet...
Well Joey Smith shot his own brother in the back, and 2 other men...
and stole wives and daughteres and money and cattle and horses...
anbd killed a lot of people...
and frontier justice finally caught up to the habitual criminal and outlaw, Joey Smith
Joe Smith was charged with ordering the destruction of the Nauvoo Press. Smith was a false prophet hack and everyone around him knew that. He was shot escaping from Jail. Simple as that. It wasn't "murder" in the slightest.
Joe Smith knew NOTHING about religion. Just a charlatan putz who should've continued selling beer from his home. (at least he had a legal license to sell booze from his house).
I just looked in the Dictionary under LOU-ZERRR and saw Joey Smiths goofy mug. (also listed under "big fake").
Thankfully lots of mormons are waking-up and bailing from the cult.
JESUS: Hey Smith!
Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?
JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?
JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?
JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!
JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.
JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!
JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.
JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.
JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?
JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)
JESUS: That's it.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: Nah - it was right.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.
JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.
JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!
JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?
JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....
JESUS: What did you say?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.
JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.
JESUS: No...
JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?
JESUS: Nope.
JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!
JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: No; it wasn't.
JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?
JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?
JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.
JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly Facebook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.
JOSEPH SMITH: But....
“Like a lamb led to slaughter...”
Riiiiight...
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