To its church goers “DON’T DRINK THE KOOL-AID OR WEAR TRACK SUITS.
Idiots. baptists what branch. Have these people ever read the Bible, its very clear - we don’t know, no one knows.
That’s just so ridiculous. It’s the fifth. The world’s gonna end on March 5th. Sheesh!
Does this baptist church go by the name of “Westboro”?
Would it be Obama’s fault?
It’s a satire website making fun of Christians.
At 6:20 in the morning, Central Standard Time. Early risers.
Well since I am getting sick and tired of the rat race I kinda hope they’re right, but let’s just say I’m not going to stop paying bills or going to work just yet.
The hookers and blow though...now that’s tempting...
It’s a spoof site.
Are you looking to be saved? Just prayer this simple prayer:
Dear Lord Jesus,
I know that I am worthless. I know I am completely pathetic and miserable, dirty, evil, sinful, disgusting. I am the lowest of lows. I am a worm. Less than a worm. I don't even deserve to live. In short, I am exactly as you have created me. Dear wonderful, perfect God, I beg you for forgiveness for having been born imperfectly. I beg and plead down on my knees that I not be sent into a fire to be tormented and tortured forever and ever and ever because a distant ancestor of mine ate the wrong fruit. I ask You, who are perfect in mercy, to please try to find some way of receiving me into Your Eternal Kingdom even though I have disgraced You by not worshiping and adoring you up till now. So I ask that you pour the blood of Your only Son who is Yourself and died temporarily on the cross for me. I understand that this is the only way You could ever forgive me, oh Divine Master. I accept You as my personal savior, from now on I'll do absolutely everything you tell me to do. I'll follow the rules of the Bible to the letter and never sin again. I pray this in the name of You and of Your Father, and of the Holy Spirit who conceived You and is also You. Amen.
If you repeated those words just now, then I tell you, you have been saved! Now all you need to do is get baptized and never sin again, and you're in the clear.
Just some more stupid atheists at work in our society... LOL...
Does the end involve apple sauce and a comet?
What’s funny is that some people don’t realize LandoverBaptist.net is a spoof!
My Dad grew up Baptist . . . became a Presbyterian preacher . . . this guy is a kook!
Nice work if you can get it. Is a lie the Truth if you tell it enough?
I don’t know what to think about this. Many others have claimed to know when it would happen.
There is just enough time for me to get to Disney World
yep, Landover is satire.
So no baseball seaon. Bummer.
Feb 11th will be an important sign of what is to come...
If you're a subscriber to Sword of the Lord, then you'll be thoroughly offended--or get some great laughs out of the site.