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1 posted on 02/04/2010 8:03:11 PM PST by Sarah 2012
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To: Sarah 2012

To its church goers “DON’T DRINK THE KOOL-AID OR WEAR TRACK SUITS.


2 posted on 02/04/2010 8:05:27 PM PST by VicVega (Saints are marching to Miami to win the Super Bowl.)
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To: Sarah 2012

Idiots. baptists what branch. Have these people ever read the Bible, its very clear - we don’t know, no one knows.


3 posted on 02/04/2010 8:05:41 PM PST by svcw (If you are going to quote the Bible know what you are quoting.)
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To: Sarah 2012

That’s just so ridiculous. It’s the fifth. The world’s gonna end on March 5th. Sheesh!


4 posted on 02/04/2010 8:05:52 PM PST by Krankor
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Does this baptist church go by the name of “Westboro”?


5 posted on 02/04/2010 8:06:20 PM PST by diverteach (D.C. has become Jonestown)
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To: Sarah 2012

Would it be Obama’s fault?


6 posted on 02/04/2010 8:06:39 PM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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It’s a satire website making fun of Christians.


7 posted on 02/04/2010 8:07:00 PM PST by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: Sarah 2012

At 6:20 in the morning, Central Standard Time. Early risers.


10 posted on 02/04/2010 8:09:01 PM PST by La Lydia
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Well since I am getting sick and tired of the rat race I kinda hope they’re right, but let’s just say I’m not going to stop paying bills or going to work just yet.

The hookers and blow though...now that’s tempting...


11 posted on 02/04/2010 8:09:11 PM PST by Felis_irritable (Fool me once, I'll punch you in the...er, something or other...)
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To: Sarah 2012

It’s a spoof site.


13 posted on 02/04/2010 8:10:30 PM PST by Bodleian_Girl
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To: Sarah 2012
You know it's a ridiculous and stupid website when you read the following.... LOL...


Are you looking to be saved? Just prayer this simple prayer:

Dear Lord Jesus,

I know that I am worthless. I know I am completely pathetic and miserable, dirty, evil, sinful, disgusting. I am the lowest of lows. I am a worm. Less than a worm. I don't even deserve to live. In short, I am exactly as you have created me. Dear wonderful, perfect God, I beg you for forgiveness for having been born imperfectly. I beg and plead down on my knees that I not be sent into a fire to be tormented and tortured forever and ever and ever because a distant ancestor of mine ate the wrong fruit. I ask You, who are perfect in mercy, to please try to find some way of receiving me into Your Eternal Kingdom even though I have disgraced You by not worshiping and adoring you up till now. So I ask that you pour the blood of Your only Son who is Yourself and died temporarily on the cross for me. I understand that this is the only way You could ever forgive me, oh Divine Master. I accept You as my personal savior, from now on I'll do absolutely everything you tell me to do. I'll follow the rules of the Bible to the letter and never sin again. I pray this in the name of You and of Your Father, and of the Holy Spirit who conceived You and is also You. Amen.

If you repeated those words just now, then I tell you, you have been saved! Now all you need to do is get baptized and never sin again, and you're in the clear.


Just some more stupid atheists at work in our society... LOL...

14 posted on 02/04/2010 8:11:04 PM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: Sarah 2012

Does the end involve apple sauce and a comet?


15 posted on 02/04/2010 8:11:32 PM PST by cajuncow
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What’s funny is that some people don’t realize LandoverBaptist.net is a spoof!


17 posted on 02/04/2010 8:12:26 PM PST by Gondring (Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
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My Dad grew up Baptist . . . became a Presbyterian preacher . . . this guy is a kook!


18 posted on 02/04/2010 8:13:30 PM PST by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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And we're supposed to worship and deify a supposed entity that has left us high and dry for almost two-thousand years without so much as a "Bite Me!"?

Nice work if you can get it. Is a lie the Truth if you tell it enough?

19 posted on 02/04/2010 8:13:47 PM PST by stboz
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To: EternalVigilance; wagglebee; xzins; JulieRNR21

I don’t know what to think about this. Many others have claimed to know when it would happen.


20 posted on 02/04/2010 8:13:58 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (Liberal sacred cows make great hamburger)
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To: Sarah 2012

There is just enough time for me to get to Disney World


23 posted on 02/04/2010 8:15:50 PM PST by woofie
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To: Sarah 2012

yep, Landover is satire.


25 posted on 02/04/2010 8:16:26 PM PST by DannyTN
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So no baseball seaon. Bummer.


27 posted on 02/04/2010 8:19:08 PM PST by fkabuckeyesrule
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Feb 11th will be an important sign of what is to come...


29 posted on 02/04/2010 8:20:49 PM PST by surfer (To err is human, to really foul things up takes a Democrat, don't expect the GOP to have the answer!)
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I'm surprised they are still going strong. The site is nearly 20 years old and it must be more than a decade since I've visited.

If you're a subscriber to Sword of the Lord, then you'll be thoroughly offended--or get some great laughs out of the site.

30 posted on 02/04/2010 8:20:59 PM PST by Gondring (Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
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