"Uncle Jed.........I'm fixin' to do some o' that there prophesyin'. Ahh'm gonna be a prophet!!"
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Posted on 10/28/2009 8:31:09 PM PDT by Jedediah
Orders are coming now for my chosen ones that have been waiting for the timing of my will . The sweeping of the penduluum's timing is poised before my throne as a gravitational pull holds you to earth , so the hearts of my children are laid before me and as no other time before my humble servants are about to enter into an opened door revealed only to the few( obedient) , the Chosen(overcomers) and this door is an entryway into not only the all of me but the paradise of my love abiding ,eternal , flowing yet existing in a dimension of reality of my kingdom to the obedient alone .
For truly this is the greatness opened to who I am in a manifold manner and mannah(word) of true revelatory power and kingdom of overcomers "free" to those deserving through the sacrifice of my ways " Obedience !"
Now IS the time "watch" as the penduluum cavitates before you and climb aboard for it is my chariot of fire I have brought down to you from heaven as Elijah .
Receive and believe for truly all you are about to see and experience is of me and me alone ! \o/
Warriors International University Online School 'o ProphetsGood. Night.
Marysecretary, I would be honored to be your buddy.
And people think my critiques of the Leaky Canon set over at Pyromaniacs are “straw man.”
Sheesh.
***Don’t you think God speaks through His children?***
The problem is not God; it is the certifiable lunatics that you are buddying up with.
***He speaks through ordinary Christian people all the time.***
The folks that you are snuggling up to are demonstrably not ordinary and not Christian.
***They may not be prophets but they have a gift of the word of knowledge or wisdom.***
They have the gift of insanity.
***The gifts are still in operation, you know.***
Not with this bunch.
I've let a few "Jed Threads" roll by without reading them. Has anybody yet given any better answer than "just because" to the question of why we should regard J. specifically and his ilk generally as genuine prophets of God?
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"Uncle Jed.........I'm fixin' to do some o' that there prophesyin'. Ahh'm gonna be a prophet!!"
Good morning. Is a “pendeluum” like a vacuum that swings back and forth through the dining room, cleaning up the crumbs as fast as the offspring distribute them?
Mairsy doats and doesy doats and I’ll be home for Christmas. Your loving son, Queen Victoria.
Munster cages?
COOL!
Praise Jedsus, you're the only one in that dimension.
With apologies to Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show for this version of the Cover of the Rolling Stone:
Well, we’re crazed street preachers
We got ravaged features,
And we’re mocked everywhere we go…
We rant about Scripture and we rant about God
Standing in the streets in the snow.
We don’t take our pills for our various ills
But the thrill we’ve got in hope;
Is the wonderful sight when you get your invite
To the Vatican and the Pope.
And the Pope…wanna see my picture in the paper
And the Pope…don’t wanna put it off for later
Wanna see my smiling face
In the Vatican with the Pope…
There’s a freaky ol’ gal name a Fleabag Sal
Who speaks in many tongues
We’ve got a strange old bunch of rubbies
Drinking all our rum
Now we all decided to blow our minds
But our minds are filled with hope;
For the wonderful sight when you get your invite
To the Vatican and the Pope.
And the Pope…wanna see my picture in the paper
And the Pope…don’t wanna put it off for later
Wanna see my smiling face
In the Vatican with the Pope…
And people think my critiques of the Leaky Canon set over at Pyromaniacs are “straw man.”Sheesh.
Not at all. It's mockable here. Creepy in some of it's online manifestations. I've found it seriously creepy the few times I've encountered it in real life. As I say elsewhere it's a personal tripwire that would, if public and unchecked, lead me to look for a new congregation.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell doggie, Jethro! We'll hafta get Mr. Drysdale to fetch you a cavitating pendulum to get you started.
Made My Morning.
LMAO!!
***I would be honored to be your buddy.***
People are known by the fruits that they hang around.
***I’ve let a few “Jed Threads” roll by without reading them. Has anybody yet given any better answer than “just because” to the question of why we should regard J. specifically and his ilk generally as genuine prophets of God?***
If you are God, then you should be considered as a genuine prophet, or some such.
“Just because” and sometimes “just in case” and “it happens all the time.”
Not good enough.
Praise Jedsus!
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