Wow that was fast!
You shoulda went to sleep before you posted.
What if you use milk and it goes up your nose from laughing?
As to your first sentence, Abraham Lincoln said:
“At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it? Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant, to step the Ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years. At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected?
“I answer, if it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.”
Also, let me point out that “stream-of-consciousness” is way overrated as a literary device.
This kind of leaped off the page;
“Oh yeah the devil trys to put you to sleep once you read this.”
Ouch, my eyes.
PARAGRAPH ABUSE!!!!!!!
INSTANT ZOT!!!!!!!
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I wish I had an animation of a coo-coo clock for this one...
IATZ! Fast work! LOL!
IBTZ
This calls for the infamous Chewbacca defense-
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1974564/chewbacca_defense/
Come out little troll. Please make more paragraphs next time!
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
you would like readers
to consider your post . . . uhhhhhhhhh
coherent
and
worth pausing to read . . .
You might TRY VERY VERY VERY HARD
to . . .
1. put it in paragraphs 4-8 lines long.
2. string together as many related rational thoughts, phrases, sentences as may be possible given the synapses at work . . .
3. leave the reader with some sort of rational impression that the reader MIGHT, at least MIGHT, have some coherent rational response to . . . i.e. beyond jaw dropping guffaws.
4. Of course IF this is just some exercise in recreational out-of-body—out-of-mind
quasi-pseudo-spiritual
mumbojumbo . . . then you seem to have ended up in the wrong place. You might try KOS.
My HS english teacher would stroke out just looking at that, let alone trying to read it.
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Paragraphs are your friends, newbie.