Today's Priestess (Fall Fashion Catalog) [Humor]

CMR ^ | July 30, 2008 | Patrick Archbold

[NYer]

I love when received the Fall Fashion catalogs. Land's End, J. Peterman, American Eagle. Love them. Can't afford them, but I can look.

Imagine my horror when received the Fall Catalog for the Roman Catholic WomynPriests.
Although, I am considering buying the hats.

P.S. Be sure to check out Red [Erin Manning] Cardigan's brilliant song parody The Priestess Connection.

[NYer]

It’s just a matter of time before Victoria’s Secrets produces their catalog for the well dressed priestess.

[netmilsmom]

LOLOLOL!

The shoes are classic!!!!

[Homer_J_Simpson]

This is good. I wonder if I should forward it to my sister, an Episcopal priest in Washington state.

Probably not.

[GCC Catholic]

The shoes are classic!!!!

The pair on the left are only for traddy priestesses... they have buckles.

[dangus]

Oh, do it. If she has any sense of humor she’ll appreciate it.

[rbmillerjr]

Good stuff lol

[Frank Sheed]

What do you call a female priest (aside from that nasty Vatican aspersion, "heretic!")?

Fatherette

;-o)

[Antoninus]

Classic!

[StAthanasiustheGreat]

I prefer Excommunicate as their title.

[samiam1972]

Look! It’s here, too. I should have known. :0) Funny stuff!

[OB1kNOb]

And just in time for the political election, don't forget the new, ever-popular, hot off the press Grand High Priestess of the Obamassiah matching outfit and headress. It's sure to attract attention.

[Peelod]

from http://cantuar.blogspot.com/2008/07/feel-power-of-botafumeiro.html

Yesterday was the feast of St James the Greater, first martyr of the Apostles.

Last year’s feast was incredible simply on account of our guest priest’s homily. I don’t know who he was, but the priest preached a homily about Saint James the “Moor Slayer”. It was the most un-politically correct thing that I have ever heard in a homily and thoroughly refreshing.

Not only is Saint James the patron of “moor slaying” but his shrine in Spain contains...silence please...the Botafumeiro.

As I said last year, one of the best things about being Catholic is being in communion not only with the Holy Father, but also with the Botafumeiro itself. Catholic brothers and sisters, if you ever become discouraged, just know that there is a incense thurible over six feet tall swinging around in a Saint James Compestella in Spain. No other religion would dare to have something so awesome.

The Botafumeiro or “Smoke Boat” is the world’s largest thurible and it resides in the shrine of St James in Compestella. They literally load it up with shovels of incense. It’s simply amazing. If more churches were equipped with botafumeiros, there would likely not be a vocations shortage.

As an Eastern Catholic once told me, “More incense, less nonsense.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QFd_55El1I

[NYer]

As I said last year, one of the best things about being Catholic is being in communion not only with the Holy Father, but also with the Botafumeiro itself. Catholic brothers and sisters, if you ever become discouraged, just know that there is a incense thurible over six feet tall swinging around in a Saint James Compestella in Spain. No other religion would dare to have something so awesome.

I heard about this recently, on one of the EWTN programs, and here it is! Magnificent!

Thank you for the post and link to youtube.

[NYer]

This is good. I wonder if I should forward it to my sister, an Episcopal priest in Washington state.

Go for it, Homer! BTW - do 'ordained' women refer to themselves as priests or priestesses? Or do they prefer a gender-neutal term. Does she call herself Father So and So?

[tob2]

Looks like they are from The Wizard of Oz! lol

[netmilsmom]

That’s exactly what I thought!

The Witch of the East and a Priestess. One in the same!