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‘Do Not Pray’ lists prove popular [OPEN]
Lark News ^ | June 2008

Posted on 06/01/2008 7:10:30 PM PDT by Alex Murphy

DEARBORN, Mich. — Elias Al-Karim says he’s always gotten along well with his neighbors, who are evangelical Christians. But he was angered recently to learn that they had added his name, and the names of his wife and children, to Community Faith Center’s corporate prayer list. Elias called the church to complain.

"We do not want prayer from Christians, and we did not ask for it," he told a reporter. "It’s a violation to pray for someone without their knowledge or consent."

To ease tensions, the church did what many churches and ministries are increasingly doing: started a "do not pray" list. The list grew rapidly after Al-Karim alerted the local newspaper about his experience. Hundreds of Muslims, atheists, Mormons and even pagans called to have their names added to the list. Now when prayer requests come in to the church, names are checked against the list before they receive prayer.

"We have to respect people’s wishes," says the pastor. "If they really don’t want prayer, we honor that."

But many church members disagree.

"I can pray for whoever I want," says one member of the church who has started an underground prayer list and circulates it by email. "The reason they don’t want prayer is their minds are blinded. And that’s what I’m praying against."

Sharon Grumman, a self-described "blue-state liberal freakazoid" says she was furious to learn that a co-worker had put her name on Peace Lutheran’s prayer list in Scottsdale, Ariz.

"Who gave them permission to practice their religious voodoo on me and my children?" says the single mother. "I consider it spiritual harassment, even if I do think prayer is bogus."

Others feel the same way. A devout Hindu shoe store owner in Cincinnati believes the prayers of a local church have hindered him from gathering great wealth.

"If I’m praying to my gods and the Christians are praying to theirs, the prayers cancel out," he says with evident frustration. He believes the church should reimburse him for lost revenue and has added his name to every do-not-pray list in the country. He believes a group of "zealous Baptist peoples" put his name on the lists in hopes of converting his family.

"I heard they were also praying for the country of India," he says. "My relatives live there, so I’m asking that they stop that as well."

Intercessors at churches with do-not-call lists say the policy impedes the spontaneity and flow of normal prayer.

"Instead of lifting people up to God, you have to do this bureaucratic thing right in the middle and search for their name on the list," says one prayer ministry leader. "It takes the oomph out of it."

Some angry people are calling for a national 1-800-NO-PRAYER line, akin to the "Do not call" line, to create a master list of people who want to be shielded from Christian prayer. But for now all efforts are local.

"It gives me great satisfaction to know that we are no longer being targeted," says Elias.


TOPICS: Evangelical Christian; Humor; Ministry/Outreach
KEYWORDS: christians; donotpray; itssatirefolks; prayers
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1 posted on 06/01/2008 7:10:32 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

Lark News is too darn good sometimes.


2 posted on 06/01/2008 7:12:34 PM PDT by heartwood
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To: Alex Murphy

Yeah, sure, Elias is being ignored - by some. I’m going to add him to my personal “He can go to He**” list.


3 posted on 06/01/2008 7:14:37 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Alex Murphy
“Lark News.”

Hmmm.

I'll sit here and enjoy the pandemonium...

;-)

4 posted on 06/01/2008 7:14:38 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Alex Murphy; moder_ator

Lark News, for those who don’t know is a satire site...mods, this may be best in the humor aisle. :)


5 posted on 06/01/2008 7:14:55 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (Just say NObama!)
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To: Alex Murphy

so lemme understand - the some LDS want off eangelical prayer lists while practicing proxy baptism for my dead grandparents


6 posted on 06/01/2008 7:15:26 PM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Alex Murphy

Yeah, it’s funny now...but you know it’s gonna happen for real someday...


7 posted on 06/01/2008 7:16:05 PM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: Alex Murphy

Eh, wouldn’t this be similar to “don’t you ever dare to gossip about me!”?


8 posted on 06/01/2008 7:16:05 PM PDT by paudio (Michelle Obama: a Typical Black Woman)
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To: Alex Murphy
"I heard they were also praying for the country of India," he says. "My relatives live there, so I’m asking that they stop that as well."

wow! So if they have relatives in America, can they add America to the list too?

Just WOW! LOL! some folks are a tad loose in the noggin.

I will be praying for everyone on the DON'T PRAY FOR ME list.

9 posted on 06/01/2008 7:18:31 PM PDT by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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To: Alex Murphy
Sharon Grumman, a self-described "blue-state liberal freakazoid" says she was furious to learn that a co-worker had put her name on Peace Lutheran’s prayer list in Scottsdale, Ariz. "Who gave them permission to practice their religious voodoo on me and my children?" says the single mother. "I consider it spiritual harassment, even if I do think prayer is bogus."

Can't wait to hear how those kids turn out. They're gonna need prayers and a whole lot more.

10 posted on 06/01/2008 7:22:55 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: heartwood

Better to read the posts that don’t know its satire, it makes me laugh even more than the actual article.


11 posted on 06/01/2008 7:23:45 PM PDT by aft_lizard (One animal actually its eats its own brains to conserve energy, we call them liberals.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I wonder how they’ll feel about the Book of Life.


12 posted on 06/01/2008 7:26:01 PM PDT by taraytarah
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To: Alex Murphy
"It’s a violation to pray for someone without their knowledge or consent."

A violation of what I wonder.

13 posted on 06/01/2008 7:28:01 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Alex Murphy
"It gives me great satisfaction to know think that we are no longer being targeted," says Elias.
14 posted on 06/01/2008 7:29:39 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: Alex Murphy
"We do not want prayer from Christians, and we did not ask for it,"

What an idiot. Those who object to LDS prayers are idiots too. Look, if their religion is correct, and yours is wrong, then you will be happy later that you were prayed for. If theres is incorrect, and yours is correct, then their prayers are meaningless and there is no harm.

Basically, they are giving you a free call option. It is dumb not to take it, no matter how far out of the money it is.

15 posted on 06/01/2008 7:33:46 PM PDT by Ron Jeremy (sonic)
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A devout Hindu shoe store owner in Cincinnati believes the prayers of a local church have hindered him from gathering great wealth

Don't they know that a lack of wealth is caused by Global Warming.

16 posted on 06/01/2008 7:36:27 PM PDT by teacherwoes (vote for the greatest evil--Cthulu/Hillary '08)
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To: Alex Murphy
Help me here, Mr. Elias is a Muslim, Muslim's say Jesus is a great Prophet. But that Christians should pray to their prophet Jesus for them. The lady that claims she is a blue state person, sure does fear something that she does not believe even exists. And they say Christians are messed up?
17 posted on 06/01/2008 7:42:14 PM PDT by Beamreach (what is truth, Jesus Christ is truth and from truth flows right and wrong)
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To: Alex Murphy

I can’t even tell if this is supposed to be satire.


18 posted on 06/01/2008 7:48:43 PM PDT by YCTHouston
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To: Alex Murphy

This is drooling insanity. Harrassment? What kind of world do we live in that this foolishness can be reported with a straight face? A local neo-heathen group should pray to Cthulhu that these dolts fall off the planet.


19 posted on 06/01/2008 7:48:54 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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To: aft_lizard
it makes me laugh even more than the actual article.

No, the really funny thing was the follow up email I had to send to the rest of the Elder Board and the Pastor saying "disregard last email, no need to add this yet to the Emergent Church warning signs, this was satire and I was duped,"

20 posted on 06/01/2008 7:50:07 PM PDT by uptoolate (The Republican fear of Liberalism is why we are in this predicament)
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