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Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members' Right Hands
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Posted on 12/23/2004 1:24:16 PM PST by Gamecock
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Sounds like a great idea to me!
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:24:16 PM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Quix; Alex Murphy; topcat54; suzyjaruki; Wrigley; irishtenor; rwfromkansas; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; ...
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:28:23 PM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Oh sure, right hand.. how about forehead too?
*groan*
I may be a fountain of bad ideas, but this is a bad idea even beyond me.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:30:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Gamecock
Re-reading this, are they serious?
Have a good one, and Merry Christmas.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:31:22 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Darksheare
Topics and Keywords are Your Friends.
Your trail of bread crumbs in the forest of Dark Humor.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:34:11 PM PST
by
siunevada
To: Darksheare
Re-reading this, are they serious?No, they are SERIES! And they're HUGH!
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:36:07 PM PST
by
Poohbah
(God must love fools. He makes so many of them...)
To: Poohbah
LOL!
Thanks, I needed a bit of a laugh today.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:38:21 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Darksheare
To: siunevada
GARG, got me.
I didn't see any keywords or such when I looked.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:38:59 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Lee N. Field
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:39:14 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:39:32 PM PST
by
topcat54
To: Gamecock; hiredhand; CourtneyLeigh
Though he's sure to face a firestorm from pre-millennials, the affable Caldwell seems unfazed by the technology's semblance to what eschatologists such as Hal Lindsay and Chuck Missler refer to as the mark of the beast in Revelation 13. "Look, I'm a classic dispensationalist myself, but I see it as a win-win situation. We either continue at the cutting edge of contemporary ministry, or we trigger the rapture and bada bing, we're outta here, brother!" Does this not say it all? We trigger the rapture? Do you see how far man-centered theology, under the likes of Pelagius and Arminius, has come? It's hardly suprprising, moreover, he embraces an eschatology that goes along with such wrong theology.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:46:46 PM PST
by
Lexinom
To: Darksheare
'is my pastor Nicolae Carpathia or something?'
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:49:47 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: Gamecock
Oh, I missed something:
We either continue at the cutting edge of contemporary ministry
Notice the nonchalant acceptance of the humanistic idea of inevitable progress, guided by evolution. These poverty-stricken souls are probably so steeped in entertainment pop-culture that they don't even see this.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:50:14 PM PST
by
Lexinom
To: Gamecock; Quix; Alex Murphy; topcat54; suzyjaruki; Wrigley; irishtenor; rwfromkansas; ...
Why do people keep posting thise fake "satirical" articles as if they are real?
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:51:52 PM PST
by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: BenLurkin
LOL!!
I've met some that could have been Nicolae Carpathia.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:53:35 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Gamecock
THANKS.
Hideous.
A travesty of mind boggling proportions.
I suppose God will have mercy on ignorant dupes to some degree but I wonder.
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posted on
12/23/2004 1:57:58 PM PST
by
Quix
(5having a form of godliness but denying its power. I TIM 3:5)
To: tallhappy
For harrassment purposes and a sick kind of fun?
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posted on
12/23/2004 2:00:24 PM PST
by
Quix
(5having a form of godliness but denying its power. I TIM 3:5)
To: Lexinom
I was reading this just awhile ago! It's a mighty proud statement to think that any of us are going to "trigger" the "rapture".
I'm a little amazed that 15,782 people submitted to this. Of the (maybe) 300 people that I know who worship regularly at our little church, I can't think of one who would willingly submit to something like this.
VERY strange.
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posted on
12/23/2004 2:00:51 PM PST
by
hiredhand
( "Pudge the Indestructible Kitty" lives at - http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
To: Quix; Alex Murphy; topcat54
I suppose God will have mercy on ignorant dupes to some degree but I wonder. No need to thank me, I saw this article and thought of you.
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posted on
12/23/2004 2:15:35 PM PST
by
Gamecock
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