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Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members' Right Hands
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Posted on 12/23/2004 1:24:16 PM PST by Gamecock

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To: Quix
GIVEN THEIR REFUSAL TO LISTEN 2 HOLY SPIRIT

Are you now claiming to be the Holy Spirit?

61 posted on 12/25/2004 8:15:09 PM PST by topcat54
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To: tallhappy
Why do people keep posting thise fake "satirical" articles as if they are real?

Why do people keep reading them and thinking they are real? I could tell it was humor by about the third paragraph.

62 posted on 12/27/2004 3:22:23 PM PST by Still Thinking (Disregard the law of unintended consequences at your own risk.)
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To: Gamecock

For the sake of sanity can we relegate articles from THO to the Smoky Back Room ... please please please.


63 posted on 12/27/2004 3:24:58 PM PST by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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To: BlueNgold

Are parody/humor threads on the news section of FR in the SBR? Why should we have a different standard?


64 posted on 12/28/2004 1:12:07 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock; MarMema; Destro; A. Pole; broadsword; Cronos; The_Reader_David; FormerLib; ...

My God! What in the seven hells were these idjits thinking? So to pray to God you must be tithed? Not to mention tagged and tracked?


65 posted on 02/14/2005 8:56:43 PM PST by jb6 (Truth = Christ)
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I can'ttell but this sounds like satire.


66 posted on 02/15/2005 6:05:50 AM PST by Destro (Know your enemy! Help fight Islamic terrorism by visiting johnathangaltfilms.com and jihadwatch.org)
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To: Lexinom
Does this not say it all? We trigger the rapture? Do you see how far man-centered theology, under the likes of Pelagius and Arminius, has come? It's hardly suprprising, moreover, he embraces an eschatology that goes along with such wrong theology.

It's a joke son. Lighten up.

67 posted on 02/15/2005 6:18:47 AM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: Lexinom
Oh, I missed something:

Indeed.

68 posted on 02/15/2005 6:20:58 AM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: Gamecock

What a crock of bluff........


69 posted on 02/15/2005 6:23:05 AM PST by Osage Orange ("Political interest can never be separated in the long run from moral right" - Thomas Jefferson)
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Does this not say it all? We trigger the rapture? Do you see how far man-centered theology, under the likes of Pelagius and Arminius, has come? It's hardly suprprising, moreover, he embraces an eschatology that goes along with such wrong theology.

No Christian can 'trigger' the Rapture, except it be by witnessing to the last person to be saved as a Christian ('until the fullness of the Gentiles be brought in'-Rom.11:25)

70 posted on 12/03/2007 3:39:36 AM PST by fortheDeclaration (We must beat the Democrats or the country will be ruined! - Lincoln)
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To: Gamecock

BTTT


71 posted on 10/07/2008 6:01:14 AM PDT by Gamecock (Sadistic preachers don't talk about Hell.)
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To: Natural Law; Salvation; NYer; lastchance; surroundedbyblue

Merry Christmas!


72 posted on 12/19/2012 12:44:16 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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