Sounds like a great idea to me!
1 posted on
12/23/2004 1:24:16 PM PST by
Gamecock
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2 posted on
12/23/2004 1:28:23 PM PST by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Oh sure, right hand.. how about forehead too?
*groan*
I may be a fountain of bad ideas, but this is a bad idea even beyond me.
3 posted on
12/23/2004 1:30:33 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Gamecock
Re-reading this, are they serious?
Have a good one, and Merry Christmas.
4 posted on
12/23/2004 1:31:22 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Beauty always comes with dark thoughts)
To: Gamecock
11 posted on
12/23/2004 1:39:32 PM PST by
topcat54
To: Gamecock; hiredhand; CourtneyLeigh
Though he's sure to face a firestorm from pre-millennials, the affable Caldwell seems unfazed by the technology's semblance to what eschatologists such as Hal Lindsay and Chuck Missler refer to as the mark of the beast in Revelation 13. "Look, I'm a classic dispensationalist myself, but I see it as a win-win situation. We either continue at the cutting edge of contemporary ministry, or we trigger the rapture and bada bing, we're outta here, brother!" Does this not say it all? We trigger the rapture? Do you see how far man-centered theology, under the likes of Pelagius and Arminius, has come? It's hardly suprprising, moreover, he embraces an eschatology that goes along with such wrong theology.
12 posted on
12/23/2004 1:46:46 PM PST by
Lexinom
To: Gamecock; Quix; Alex Murphy; topcat54; suzyjaruki; Wrigley; irishtenor; rwfromkansas; ...
Why do people keep posting thise fake "satirical" articles as if they are real?
15 posted on
12/23/2004 1:51:52 PM PST by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: Gamecock
This is a damned joke. I refuse to believe that a church would administer the mark of the beast to it's own congregation. BS.
21 posted on
12/23/2004 2:16:14 PM PST by
Jaysun
(DEMOCRATS: "We need to be more effective at fooling people.")
To: Gamecock
Great satire....may it never come to pass in reality....
22 posted on
12/23/2004 2:38:21 PM PST by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly hammer on the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts)
To: Gamecock
Reading that, it just struck me how much it would suck to actually be named Nicolae Carpathia. Almost as bad as Harry Potter.
23 posted on
12/23/2004 2:54:31 PM PST by
A.J.Armitage
(http://calvinist-libertarians.blogspot.com/)
To: Gamecock
Ha ha, it's so cute people believe this. I mean, you can't even get 10% of the people in a parish to contribute via electronic online banking, but sure, over a thousand will implant a microchip intheir body...... and the elderly are still damn suspicious of ATM machines.
To: dighton; aculeus; Lijahsbubbe; Jeremiah Jr
If the article isn't funny enough, the posts are even better ping.
To: Gamecock; Quix; Alex Murphy; topcat54; suzyjaruki; Wrigley; irishtenor; rwfromkansas; Jaysun
The chip in the hand now provides this church and the soon to be church/state union controlled by the Universal church with a tool to shut your bank account should you refuse to accept the true "Mark of the Beast". The Mark of the Beast is not as 99% of the people believe, a chip implant or the number 666. The Most Holy Word does not base salvation on having a micro-chip in the hand to be used in an economic issue such as buying and selling. The Mark of the Beast is a spiritual issue.
Also the article mentions a rapture, pre-trib I would guess. This is another Satanic doctrine that has no Biblical foundation at all.
May YHWH Bless you in your search for the TRUTH.
To: Gamecock
For the sake of sanity can we relegate articles from THO to the Smoky Back Room ... please please please.
63 posted on
12/27/2004 3:24:58 PM PST by
BlueNgold
(Feed the Tree .....)
To: Gamecock; MarMema; Destro; A. Pole; broadsword; Cronos; The_Reader_David; FormerLib; ...
My God! What in the seven hells were these idjits thinking? So to pray to God you must be tithed? Not to mention tagged and tracked?
65 posted on
02/14/2005 8:56:43 PM PST by
jb6
(Truth = Christ)
To: Gamecock
What a crock of bluff........
69 posted on
02/15/2005 6:23:05 AM PST by
Osage Orange
("Political interest can never be separated in the long run from moral right" - Thomas Jefferson)
To: Gamecock
71 posted on
10/07/2008 6:01:14 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Sadistic preachers don't talk about Hell.)
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72 posted on
12/19/2012 12:44:16 AM PST by
Cronos
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