Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members' Right Hands

THO ^

[Gamecock]

Sounds like a great idea to me!

[Gamecock]

FYI.

[Darksheare]

Oh sure, right hand.. how about forehead too?
*groan*
I may be a fountain of bad ideas, but this is a bad idea even beyond me.

[Darksheare]

Re-reading this, are they serious?

Have a good one, and Merry Christmas.

[siunevada]

Topics and Keywords are Your Friends.

Your trail of bread crumbs in the forest of Dark Humor.

[Poohbah]

Re-reading this, are they serious?

No, they are SERIES! And they're HUGH!

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Thanks, I needed a bit of a laugh today.

[Lee N. Field]

"It's a joke, son. It's a joke."

[Darksheare]

GARG, got me.

I didn't see any keywords or such when I looked.

[Darksheare]

See 9 and 7.

[topcat54]

Already posted here http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1298637/posts

[Lexinom]

Though he's sure to face a firestorm from pre-millennials, the affable Caldwell seems unfazed by the technology's semblance to what eschatologists such as Hal Lindsay and Chuck Missler refer to as the mark of the beast in Revelation 13. "Look, I'm a classic dispensationalist myself, but I see it as a win-win situation. We either continue at the cutting edge of contemporary ministry, or we trigger the rapture and bada bing, we're outta here, brother!"

Does this not say it all? We trigger the rapture? Do you see how far man-centered theology, under the likes of Pelagius and Arminius, has come? It's hardly suprprising, moreover, he embraces an eschatology that goes along with such wrong theology.

[BenLurkin]

'is my pastor Nicolae Carpathia or something?'

[Lexinom]

Oh, I missed something:

We either continue at the cutting edge of contemporary ministry

Notice the nonchalant acceptance of the humanistic idea of inevitable progress, guided by evolution. These poverty-stricken souls are probably so steeped in entertainment pop-culture that they don't even see this.

[tallhappy]

Why do people keep posting thise fake "satirical" articles as if they are real?

[Darksheare]

LOL!!

I've met some that could have been Nicolae Carpathia.

[Quix]

THANKS.

Hideous.

A travesty of mind boggling proportions.

I suppose God will have mercy on ignorant dupes to some degree but I wonder.

[Quix]

For harrassment purposes and a sick kind of fun?

[hiredhand]

I was reading this just awhile ago! It's a mighty proud statement to think that any of us are going to "trigger" the "rapture".

I'm a little amazed that 15,782 people submitted to this. Of the (maybe) 300 people that I know who worship regularly at our little church, I can't think of one who would willingly submit to something like this.

VERY strange.

[Gamecock]

I suppose God will have mercy on ignorant dupes to some degree but I wonder.

No need to thank me, I saw this article and thought of you.