Are we even allowed to post from the Weekly World Spews??
Gee golly. How swell. Well, I'll let this guy kiss the Antichrist's ass. Count me out.
Gee, and William the Impeached failed all three tests. Guess that knocks HIM out...
After living in Atlanta for 6 years I can vouch for the fact that it is a hot-spot of idiocy.
I liked WWN better when they were going on about the Face on Mars.
But will the Braves win another World Series?
Governments, not Wars, are the biggest killers in human history. Stalin & Mao killed more of their own citizens during "peace" than were killed during wartime. So a world at peace & with a unified government is not necessary a good thing.
Sounds as if the AntiChrist will get the Democrat nomination in '08?
"World Peace" is for sale and all it costs is eternal damnation? Hot Dang!
But will the Braves win another World Series?
This guy is already one of the first to be decieved. Of course the antichrist will appear to be a great guy, after all he will mimick Christ. However, even Satan himself appears as an angel of light. He uses the truth mingled with lies to entrap people. Satan's goal is to replace Christ. He will imitate Christ in every way that he can in order to decieve. Satan's goal is to be worshipped in place of God. He will be charismatic, intelligent, and appear to want and be able to "solve the world's problems". He will use benign technology and twist it to his own purpose; as with the mark of the beast. He will even try to imitate the death and resurrection of Christ. The difference will be that Christ himself died and was resurrected. In the caseof the antichrist, the man will die then Satan will indwell the dead body and claim he resurrected himself. But it will not be the soul of the antichrist in the body, it will be Satan's. But people that are waiting for a supernatural sign as proof of God will fall victim to his deceptions. Now tell me the antichrist is a good guy. He is the great deciever, and people are already being decieved about him before he is even revealed. It will be no wonder that he will decieve so many during that time. Sad, sad, sad.
And did he get his scholarship through one of those diploma mills?
The anti-Christ is Bat Boy.
it'll probably seem really cool to a lot of people for a while...
OK. I'm sure we've all seen the Omen movies. In particular, I'm thinking of Omen III. So... who among us first saw Al Gore in the early '90's and *didn't* think, "Huh. Looks like Disney made an animatronic version of Damien Thorne."
> "These chips will allow citizens to withdraw money from the bank, to purchase groceries and make other financial transactions without using cash," he explains. "Imagine the convenience and efficiency of that.
Amazingly, I can already do that. It's called a "credit card." Somebody coems at me with a knife or a big-ass syringe to implant a chip is gonna have an agnostic's boot up his ass.
Also, when scanned, your ID chip will provide 100 percent proof of who you are -- making identity theft a thing of the past.
Horsepuckey. Two ways to defeat that:
1: Simply chop the target's hand off.
2: More cost effectively, simply rig up a sensitive and directional radio reciever, point it at a chip scanner, and read the data broadcast by the chip. Then write that onto a blank chip. Simple enough. If they use somethign other than radio... say, magnetic fields liek a credit card, it'll still be readable: simply swipe a regular scanner, amke it hand-held, put it in your pocket and ride the subway. At the end of the day, you'll have dozens of random signitures.
TOKYO - Scientists have invented a nifty new handheld device that promises to take the guesswork out of identifying the Antichrist!The Antichrist Detector, as the high-tech gadget is called, can pinpoint evil Satan's earthly incarnation at up to 600 yards, according to the manufacturer, Sapporo Industries.
"The Antichrist may be the master of deception, but no matter what guise he chooses to adopt, this device will nail him instantly," says chief designer Dr. Noburu Kanazawa.
With world events spiraling out of control and corresponding to signs of the End Times foretold in the Holy Bible, more religious scholars than ever are now firmly convinced that the Apocalypse is just around the corner.
And they believe that in keeping with biblical prophecy, the Antichrist will soon attempt to seize power worldwide.
But fingering the master of disaster will be a cinch using the device, which employs an array of super-sensitive sensors to pick up what the inventors call "demonic energy."
"Our device is designed to pick up unusual wavelengths that would be inconsistent with an ordinary human being," Dr. Kanazawa explained.
"It is constantly monitoring the entire spectrum, from the most obscure microwave frequencies to cosmic radiation."
When the gizmo recognizes that Antichrist is in close proximity, an LED flashes a red warning light and an arrow points to the direction where he - or she - is standing.
Sapporo Industries says it will begin a massive marketing blitz in the United States by Thanksgiving, offering the detectors to all comers for three payments of $19.95 via TV infomercials.
Ahhh, Weekly World News... the hot sheets. The best investigative reporting on the planet!
Galatians 1:6 I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
Perhaps the original writer meant this as a satire, but as life is often stranger than fiction, the author has unintentionally written what those deceived by the Antichrist will say. And those deceived will believe in this wholeheartedly - just like the fact that many political liberals' fruitcake legislations were in fact conservative humour five years ago.
Just like what the Bible predicted - many will bow to the Antichrist when he comes.