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Humor from Iraq (Pure Vanity)
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Posted on 10/07/2003 5:34:06 AM PDT by xzins
A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported; "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier." "What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of Shit, and he yelled back: 'Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton are miserable pieces of Shit'. "We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: goodnews; humor; marines; military; roadtobaghdad
Sorry guys. To good not to pass on.
Any more "Humor in Uniform" (to steal from RdrDig) out there?
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10/07/2003 5:34:06 AM PDT
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xzins
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10/07/2003 5:34:54 AM PDT
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posted on
10/07/2003 5:35:58 AM PDT
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xzins
To: xzins
Thanks for the laugh so early in the morning!
To: nuconvert; Excuse_My_Bellicosity
humor ping
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posted on
10/07/2003 5:40:36 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yans Wife
("Life isn't fair. It's fairer than death, is all.")
To: Sunshine Sister
My pleasure. Just had it emailed to me by an old Army buddy who still a GS working with DoD.
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posted on
10/07/2003 5:44:44 AM PDT
by
xzins
To: xzins
LOL. Thanks.
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posted on
10/07/2003 6:14:36 AM PDT
by
LTCJ
To: xzins
There was a similar joke during WW2 about a Japanese soldier yelling "To hell with Roosevelt". It became so popular that there's even a newsreel of Eleanor telling it to a bunch of GIs.
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posted on
10/07/2003 7:02:51 AM PDT
by
DonQ
To: DonQ
I'd like to see that newsreel.
How's it go: "Nothing new under the sun."
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posted on
10/07/2003 7:36:28 AM PDT
by
xzins
To: xzins
Thanks Chaplain!
LOL
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