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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ CANTEEN MUSIC DEDICATION ~ October 4 2003
MoJo2001, Bethbg79, Kathy in Alaska , Fawnn and FRiends of the Canteen

Posted on 10/03/2003 9:46:46 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

 
 
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Thank the Veterans who served in
The United States Armed Forces.
 
 
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Welcome to the Canteen Music Dedication. Each week we bring our troops, their families, and friends a variety of music. We appreciate any and all feedback. If you have any music requests, please FReepmail, email, or post on the thread any requests. We will try to acommodate as many as possible. We hope you like the new layout of the Canteen Music Dedication. We try to provide a variety of songs for everyone to listen to. If you aren't sure about an artist, please avoid clicking the album cover. We try to give you as many musical choices as possible. There are some songs that are highly offensive. If you choose to click on them and are offended, please keep in mind that we have already warned you. So? Please choose carefully. Thank You!

 
CURRENT MUSIC
 (Includes Rap, Alternative, and Radio Playlist songs!)

Hip Hop Alert!Stand Up (Rap Alert!)Powerless (R&B Alert)
 
MUSIC "DID YOU KNOW"
*Nelly Furtado spent 8 summers working as a chamber maid.
*Nick Cannon has a show on Nickelodeon
*Ludacris was a DJ in Atlanta.

Thug LoveSeven Army NationYoung Gunz - Can't Stop, Won't Stop
 

MUSIC "DID YOU KNOW"
*Kelis dated P.Diddy after his break-up with J-Lo
*White Stripes were named after the red and white stripes in the peppermint candy motif.
*Young Gunz record for Jay Z's label.

 

If You Don't Give A Damn (Hip Hop)(Rap Music Alert!)I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Alternative)

SlowTrouble (R&B)Going Under

Sean Paul (Rap/Reggae)InfatuationPass The Dutch (Rap Music Alert!)

MUSIC "DID YOU KNOW"
*Sean Paul played water polo for the Jamaican national team.
*Before she was a superstar, Christina Aguilera was a military brat.
*Pink's brother is currently serving in Iraq.

 

 

 

ALL ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC
 

Walking In MemphisHell YeahThe Dreamer

This One's For The Girl20th Century Masters - Millennium Collection: The Best of Chely WrightMy Maria

I Should Be SleepingThere Is No ArizonaCarry On

Just A SwingingHillbilly Blues: 1928-1946 (Cotton Thompson)Rip Ramsey

Kokomo Arnold: The EssentialThe Sauceman BrothersThe Legend Of The Rebel Soldier

 


 

BETH'S MUSIC MIX
(music selection)
 
Just A Thought

As much as I'd like to believe that I'm as hip as Beth and MoJo, I'm not. So? If you look over the Current Music (MoJo's section) and Beth's Music Mix and you find that this isn't your style of music, please go to the music below. The kids don't want to offend anyone and begged me to tell all of you. So? For the sake of your eardrums and mine, please don't complain if you listen to music that is not intended for the "distinguished" members of our society. That would be all of you in my generation. (MoJo and Beth would consider us "old", but we all know better.)---DJ Ma

 

Welcome To The Jungle (Or The Canteen) Take Your Pick!Santeria

MUSIC "DID YOU KNOW"
*Axl Rose, Guns N Roses lead, used to teach Sunday School.
*Brad Nowell, late lead singer of Sublime, formed his first band at the age of 13. The name of the band? Hogan's Heroes.


Aerosmith - Pink
 

MUSIC "DID YOU KNOW"
*Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, met Joe Perry at an ice cream parlor called The Anchorage. The rest is history.
*The band decided on the name Aerosmith because it was the only name they didn't hate.
*In 1988, Steven Tyler hurt himself while performing in Anchorage, Alaska. (Hello Ma!)
*Steven Tyler is the father of actress Liv Tyler.


The DoorsSystem Of A Down

Korn - Low RiderBeastie Boys

Check back next week for a full list from DJ Beth.

 

 

 

MUSIC MIX
(contains a variety of music)
 

Bay City RollersLegendary Songs of Don McLeanLime In The Coconut

The LocomotionWhen I Need YouFlirtin With Disaster

Robert Palmer - Doctor, DoctorOh SheilaSilly Love Songs - Paul McCartney & Wings

If You Don't Know Me By NowSkid Row - Youth Gone WildKansas - Dust In The Wind

Morris Day & The Time - Jungle LoveGloriaThe Very Best of Al B. Sure

HitsWalking On Broken GlassShe Got Skillz (Not Appropriate For Ma and Kids)

TimeStormy Weather - Etta JamesThe Essential Bessie Smith

The Very Best of John Lee Hooker (Rhino)Sexy Ways: The Best of Hank Ballard & the Midnighters20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Howlin' Wolf

Kingston Trio - Tom DooleyTeach Your Children WellThe Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss)

Daddy Dewdrop - Chick A BoomQuarter Til ThreeLonely Tear Drops

Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you to our troops, their families, and friends!

Disclaimer: Music tidbits can be found at www.artistdirect.com or elsewhere on the web. This music is provided as merely entertainment and for nothing else.

Special Thanks To Auntie Fawn for doing a wonderful job with our Canteen Music Logo and background. Her efforts are greatly appreciated.

 


 
 


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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

SALUTE!


 

 


41 posted on 10/04/2003 6:18:58 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD
MORNING
TROOPS!!


42 posted on 10/04/2003 6:19:34 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

My son had just turned 15 when I finally decided to talk to him
about sex. To ensure private time, I brought him on a ski trip
and began our talk on the chair lift so he couldn't escape.

"Do you know about girls and babies?" I asked.
He nodded but cut me off.

The next ride up the ski lift, I brought it up again, only to
have him look away in silence.

On the third lift, already knowing I had waited too long, I
bluntly asked, "Son, would you like to talk about sex?"

"Damn, Dad," he responded, "is that all you ever think about?"

43 posted on 10/04/2003 6:20:36 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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Chicagoland Weather

 
Currently    
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Mostly Cloudy
      Hi: 57
 
      Lo: 36
 
 
 

 
5 Day Forecast
 

 
SUN MON TUE WED THU

 
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Sunny
High: 59
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High: 67
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Partly Cloudy
High: 71
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44 posted on 10/04/2003 6:21:20 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Canteen Music ~ Bump!
45 posted on 10/04/2003 6:36:32 AM PDT by blackie
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Perfect timing Tonk ~ thanks!
46 posted on 10/04/2003 6:37:30 AM PDT by blackie
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; LaDivaLoca; JohnHuang2
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Saturday !


Click for Dallas, Texas Forecast


Have a cup while you FReep !






For those who prefer hot chocolate.....




47 posted on 10/04/2003 6:47:09 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: Radix
What are you doing?
48 posted on 10/04/2003 6:49:16 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: Radix
What are you doing?
49 posted on 10/04/2003 6:49:17 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: Radix
50
50 posted on 10/04/2003 6:49:31 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; Wild Thing; rwgal; ...

50!

Can't ya just FEEL the LOVE?
 

 

51 posted on 10/04/2003 6:50:38 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
On This Day In History



Birthdates which occurred on October 04:
1289 Louis X (the Stubborn) king of France (1314-16)
1626 Richard Cromwell lord protector of England (1658-59)
1822 Rutherford B Hayes (R) 19th pres (1877-81)
1850 John W McGraw (Gov-R-Wash) (1893-97)
1860 Sidney Paget illustrated Sherlock Holmes adventures
1861 Frederic Remington US, artist/sculptor of the American West
1880 Damon Runyon writer (Guys & Dolls-based on his work)
1889 John B Kelly Olympic champion rower/father of Grace Kelly
1892 Engelbert Dollfuss Austrian Fascist chancellor killed by Nazis
1894 Cliff Hall Brooklyn NY, actor (Crime Photographer)
1895 Buster Keaton actor (The Navigator, Steamboat Bill, Jr)
1917 Jan Murray Bronx NY, comedian (Treasure Hunt, Who Killed Teddy Bear)
1922 Malcolm Baldrige Conn, US Secretary of Commerce (1981-87)
1923 Charlton Heston actor (10 Commandments, Ben Hur, Planet of the Apes)
1929 Leroy Van Dyke Spring Fork Mo, country singer (Walk on By)
1931 Dick Tracy comic strip crimestopper
1932 Felicia Farr Westchester NY, actress (Charley Varrick, Kotch)
1934 Sam Huff NFL linebacker (NY Giants, Washington Redskins)
1935 Eddie Applegate Wyncote Pa, actor (Richard-Patty Duke Show)
1941 Jackie Collins London, author (Bitch, Stud)
1941 Lori Saunders Kansas City Mo (Petticoat Junction, Dusty Trails)
1943 Buddy Roemer (Gov-D-La)
1943 Owen Keir Davidson Australia, 4 time Wimbledon mix double champ
1944 Patti LaBelle singer (LaBelles-Lady Marmalade)
1945 Clifton Davis Chicago Ill, actor/singer (That's My Mama, Amen)
1946 Susan Sarandon [Tomaling], Jackson Hgts NY, actress (Bull Durham)
1949 Armand Assante NYC, actor (Private Benjamin, Unfaithfully Yours)
1960 Jennifer Anglin Adrian Mich, actress (Cheryl-General Hospital)
1961 David W Harper Abilene Tx, actor (Jim Bob-Waltons)
1989 Dakota Johnson son of Melanie Griffith & Don Johnson



Deaths which occurred on October 04:
1226 St. Francis of Assisi, founder of the Franciscans
1582 Theresa of Avila, Spanish mystic writer/saint, dies
1669 Rembrandt H van Rijn, painter/etcher
1904 Frederic Auguste Bertholdi French sculptor ("Statue of Liberty")
1947 Max KEL Planck, German physicist ( Nobel 1918),
1962 John Lowry Mount Vernon NY, NYC builder, dies at 79
1966 Sherman Billingsley talk show host (Stork Club), dies at 66
1970 Janis Joplin rock singer, dies at 27
1972 Colin Gordon actor (John-The Baron), dies at 61
1972 Louis S B Leakey, archaeologist/anthropologist, dies at 68
1976 Alexander Gray singer (This is Music), dies at 74
1989 Graham Chapman, comedian (Monty Python), dies of cancer at 48
1991 Leonard C Odell wrote 7,000 Burma Shave poems, dies at 83



Reported: MISSING in ACTION

1966 BURNS JOHN D. PENSACOLA FL.
[03/04/73 RELEASED BY DRV, ALIVE & WELL 98]
1967 LILLUND WILLIAM A. FORTUNA CA.
1967 MC DANIEL MORRIS L. JR. FORT VALLEY GA.
1967 SCHOEFFEL PETER V. ALEXANDRIA VA.
[03/14/73 RELEASED BY DRV, ALIVE IN 98]
1967 ZOOK DAVID H. JR. WEST LIBERTY OH.

POW / MIA Data & Bios supplied by
the P.O.W. NETWORK. Skidmore, MO. USA.


On this day...
1535 1st full English translation of the Bible printed in Switzerland
1582 Last day of the Julian calendar in Italy, many Catholic countries
1636 1st code of law for Plymouth Colony
1648 Peter Stuyvesant establishes Americas 1st volunteer firemen
1712 Utrecht banishes poor Jews
1777 Battle of Germantown
1795 General Napoleon Bonaparte leads the rout of counterrevolutionaries in the streets of Paris, beginning his rise to power
1824 Mexico becomes a republic
1830 Provisional government declares secession of Belgium from Netherlands
1854 Abraham Lincoln made his 1st political speech at Illinois State Fair
1862 Battle of Corinth ends
1864 National black convention meets (Syracuse NY)
1864 New Orleans Tribune, first black daily newspaper, forms
1883 Orient Express' 1st run, linking Turkey to Europe by rail
1900 Start of Sherlock Holmes adventure "The Problem of Thor Bridge" (BG)
1901 Columbia (US) beats Shamrock II (England) in 12th America's Cup
1906 Chicago Cubs win their 116th game (116-36) of the year
1910 Portugal becomes a republic, King Manuel II flees to England
1912 Nicaraguan Gen Zeledon, opponent of US occupation, is executed
1913 Freddy Wilson of Regina Roughriders kicks 10 singles in a game
1916 Market Street's "Path of Gold" lit for 1st time
1923 Young Stribling held light-heavyweight boxing championship for the shortest amount of time (3 hrs). Referee overturns the decision
1924 NY Giants become 1st team to appear in 4 consecutive World Series (World Series #21)
1926 Dahlia is officially designated as SF city flower
1928 25th World Series begins, NY Yankees vs St Louis Cardinals
1931 The comic strip Dick Tracy by Chester Gould debuts
1940 Adolph Hitler & Benito Mussolini confer at Brenner Pass in the Alps
1940 Wrestling returns to Madison Sq Garden after 12 year lay off
1944 The St Louis World Series-Cards vs Browns - St Louis Browns win 1st World Series game in their only appearance (World Series #41)
1948 Indians beat Red Sox, 8-0, in 1st AL playoff game
1949 American Contract Bridge League votes 58«% to keep blacks out
1949 United Nations' permanent NYC headquarters is dedicated
1955 Brooklyn Dodgers only World Series victory, beating Yankees in 7 (World Series #52)
1955 Rev Sun Young Moon leaves prison in Seoul
1957 "Leave It to Beaver," debuts on CBS
1957 USSR launches Sputnik I, the 1st artificial Earth satellite
1958 5th French republic established
1958 Transatlantic coml jet passenger service began (BOAC)
1959 1st world series (World Series #56) game played west of St Louis (in LA)
1959 USSR Luna 3 sent back 1st photos of Moon's far side
1960 Courier 1B Launched; 1st active repeater satellite in orbit
1962 USAF Maj Robert A Rushworth takes X-15 to 32,300 m
1962 Whitey Ford's world series 33 2/3 scoreless inning streak ends World Series #59)
1963 Gambia achieves full internal self-government
1964 3 cars of a commuter train derail in South Africa killing 81
1964 Patriots' Gino Cappelletti kicks 6-of-6 field goals against Broncos
1964 St Louis Cards clinch NL pennant
1965 Pope Paul VI becomes 1st Pope to visit Western Hemisphere (UN)
1965 USSR launches Luna 7; crash lands on Moon
1966 Lesotho (Basutoland) gains independence from Britain (National Day)
1967 1st World Series since 1948 not to feature Yanks, Giants or Dodgers (World Series #64)
1969 UN starts issuing postage stamps at Geneva headquarters
1969 Baseball's 1st divisional playoff games, Mets beat Braves 9-5 & Orioles beat Twins 4-3 in 12 innings
1970 Jan Stenerud of Kansas City Chiefs kicks 55-yard field goal
1970 Herbert Schmidtz makes highest parachute jump from a tower by leaping from a 1,984 ft TV mast in Tulsa, Oklahoma
1971 Borden's opens a turn-of-century ice cream parlor at Disney World
1974 John Lennon releases "Walls & Bridges" album
1976 Agriculture Secretary Earl Butz resigns due to telling a racial joke
1977 Pier 39 opens in SF
1978 Funeral services held for Pope John Paul I
1981 Pasakevi Kouna of Greece (9) is youngest intl gymnastics participant
1983 Richard Noble reaches record 1019 kph in jet-powered car
1984 US govt closes down due to budget problems
1984 Yanks clinch AL East
1985 Henry G Perry completes 157 day, 14,021 mile bicycle tour of Australia
1985 Shite Muslims claim to have killed hostage William Buckley
1987 1st "Scrub Sunday" of NFL football with replacement players
1987 Blues Jays lose final 7 games allowing Tigers to win the AL pennant
1987 James Jefferson of Winnipeg scores 2 TDs on interception returns without making an interception. (He scored on laterals)
1988 Pillsbury stock soars $18.37 to $57.37 on takeover bid
1988 - Jim Bakker is indicted on federal charges.
1990 Regional elections held, in what was East Germany
1991 NHL NY Rangers trade Bernie Nichols to Edmonton for Mark Messier
1997 Hundreds of thousands of Christian men gathered on the Mall in Washington, D.C., to reaffirm their faith and to pledge to preserve the structure of the family.(Promise Keepers)


Holidays
Note: Some Holidays are only applicable on a given "day of the week"

Bangladesh : Shab I Barat
Lesotho : Independence Day (1966)
Massachusetts : Grandparents Day (Sunday)
Missouri : Missouri Day (Monday)
World : Child Health Day, Universal Children's Day (1928) (Monday)
National Pickled Pepper Week (Day 2)
National Cut Out Dissection Month


Religious Observances
Unification Church : Day of Victory of Heaven
RC, Ang : Memorial of St Francis of Assisi, friar, confessor
Luth : Commemoration of Theodor Fliedner, renewer of society



Religious History
1535 London printer Miles Coverdale, 47, published his English version of the Bible. A good translator who later served on two other translation committees, Coverdale was also popular as a Lutheran preacher.
1858 Birth of Dorothy Frances Gurney, English devotional writer. During her lifetime she published two volumes of verse, as well as a small devotional work entitled, 'A Little Book of Quiet.'
1867 In Southwest Africa, the Rhenish Missionary Church constituted itself as the Evangelical Lutheran Church.
1890 Death of Catherine Booth, 61, wife of Salvation Army founder William Booth. Her last words were: 'The waters are rising, but so am I. I am not going under but over. Do not be concerned about dying; go on living well, the dying will be right.'
1965 Paul VI arrived in New York City, making him the first pope in history to visit the United States. While speaking at the UN, Paul published a document exonerating the Jews of all blame in the death of Christ.

Source: William D. Blake. ALMANAC OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Minneapolis: Bethany House, 1987.


Thought for the day :"
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants."


You might be a biker if...
your beer preference is BEER!


Murphys Law of the day...(Parkin's Law of Irritation)
Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.



It's a little known fact that...
The Jordanian city Amman was once called Philadelphia.
52 posted on 10/04/2003 7:52:24 AM PDT by Valin (I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; ...

I STILL wanna do something profound & meaningful to help the Cubbies to the World Series!

I guess ya didn't like my first draft of "pancakes, sauerkraut, & blueberries".

Hows about you give up waffles, burkas, and insanity?

I need waffles to keep up my "manly" good looks, plus, if I don't eat, I could injure my health.

I have a closet full of burkas.....

Plus my more "formal" ones.....

Besides, that's all I wear!  I don't think anyone wants to see me nakid body runnin' around in the Canteen

As far as the insanity, there ain't enough gold in Fort Knox, or Radix' banks to pay for the required therapy & meds, to rid me of my "voices".

So, what else is there that will make a meaningful & profound statement to help the Cubbies to the World Series?  Any OTHER suggestions?

53 posted on 10/04/2003 7:56:30 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: tomkow6
I'm off to breakfast....PANCAKES!!! Even though it's not Wednesday!

Bold and reckless...sure, but that's just the kind of guy I am, living life on the edge.
54 posted on 10/04/2003 8:03:15 AM PDT by Valin (I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.)
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Good Morning everyone!!! Good Morning troops!!! I am really,really sorry that I did not manage to get online yesterday. I was extremely busy. I will be posting 2 humor attempts today to make up for my absense.

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.

'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.




A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

"An' wot's this then?" he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher's shins.

"You dumb dog." As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices a note and a ten dollar bill in the basket.

The scribble on the note asks for three pounds of his best mince [ground beef]. The butcher figures this is too easy. He goes to the window and reaches for the dried up stuff that's been sitting out all day.

The dog growls at him. The butcher turns around and, glaring at the pup, gets the best mince from the fridge. Weighing out about 2 1/2 pounds, he drops in on the scale with his thumb.

"Hmmmmm, a bit shy. Who'll know?"

Again, the dog growls menacingly. "Alright, alright," as he throws on a generous half pound. He wraps it out, drops it in the basket, and drops in change from a five. The dog threatens to chew him off at the ankles. Another five goes in the basket.

The butcher is quite impressed and decides to follow the piddy pup home. The dog quickly enters a high-rise buildings, pushes the lift button, enters the lift, and then pushes the button for the 12th floor. The dog walks down the corridor and smartly bangs the basket on the door. The door opens, and the dog's owner screams at the dog.

"Hey, what are you doing? That's a really smart dog you've got there," comments the butcher.

"He's a stupid dog--that's the third time this week he's forgotten his key.

55 posted on 10/04/2003 8:08:39 AM PDT by minor49er (Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?)
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To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; All
Good morning Canteen members

Sad breaking news off Hareetz wire ANOTHER suicide bombing lay smackdown at restaurant in Haifia Israel at this hour dozen injuries so far 17 dead including entire family

Okay Freepers we have cat owners on this forum right okay this item coming from Aussie Sunday Herald some South Korea restaurant chain want offer

Cat meat to eat

That right you could eat your cat for decliaion this drivin normal people in the world up the wall

CAT MEAT
HELLO how wrong is this
57 posted on 10/04/2003 8:30:21 AM PDT by SevenofNine (Not everybody in it for truth, justice, and the American way=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Kathy in Alaska; Radix; MoJo2001; HiJinx; SouthernHawk; ...

Good morning TROOPS
Canteen Crew, Everyone!!


Have a wonderful day ya'll!!!
ms feather, Kathy in sleeping!! Please no shouting!!

58 posted on 10/04/2003 8:34:11 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~Poets' Know the Unknown~)
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To: LindaSOG
I will, umm, take that "suggestion" under advisement.....
59 posted on 10/04/2003 8:35:26 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: bentfeather
 GOOD MORNING, Ms FEATHER!
60 posted on 10/04/2003 8:39:53 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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