[sergeantdave]

It's Gen. Custer channeling the message: Do not go into hostile Indian territory wearing an Arrowsmith shirt.

[patriot_wes]

I think this means that someday during a Thursday night edition of Monday night football Hillary is going to knock at your door dressed as a Domino's pizza delivery person and ask you for your vote in the 2004 presidential election. This is your dream grasshopper.

[Admin Moderator]

"We all have needs. Yours is flexibility."

"But what about the cats?"

"The cats? Oh, I dunno."

[TheBigB]

Yeah, um, good luck with all that.

[avg_freeper]

Steganography?

[SerpentDove]

Here is the interpretation:

Hillary really IS going to run.

[MaryFromMichigan]

Look inside yourself, hi i am maya.
You know more than you have heard or been told.
All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
You've come to the right place.
We will help you.
You have been added you to the list....

[MeekOneGOP]

[Johnny Gage]

You dream is quite an odd one. But I'll give it a shot!

It appears you've been infected with the dreaded physio-liberal infarction.

The only cure for this, is to listen to "The Savage Nation", vote Republican, and learn to enjoy driving a large SUV while smoking a large cigar.

In addition to the above treatments, I would recommend eating meat with every meal, and study and memorize the US. Constitution.

Lastly, mix the Lime with the Coconut and call me in the morning!

[Cheapskate]

"And the worms ate into her Brain"
Pink Floyd

[savedbygrace]

It means you made the wrong choice between the red pill and the blue pill.

[MeekOneGOP]

[rftc]

Soylent Green is people!

[CheneyChick]

can someone please interpret this drem for me

No

[nmh]

Sounds like you are about to have a MAJOR gas attack. Warn the neighborhood and have them evacuated before they die of your fumes.

[reagan_fanatic]

"What's in this sh*t, man?"

"Mostly Maui-waui, man..."

"Yeah?"

"But it's got some labrador in it."

"What's a labrador?"

"It's dog sh*t, man."

"What!?"

"Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little m**f-er ate it. It really blew the dog's mind, man."

"You mean we're smoking dog sh*t, man?"

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[bert]

Your sex life is inadequate.

[MarkL]

"...Is it the dream where you're standing in sort-of Sun God robes, with thousands of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" "Why am I the only one who has this dream?"

(Val Kilmer, in "Real Genius")

Mark

[SamAdams76]

This reminds me of the infamous "Can you look into the sun" thread, or some title like that. It was hilarious.

Anyway, I had a very bizarre dream the other night myself and fortunately, it wasn't as a result of a bad ice cube the night before.

I dreamed that I was the producer of a local news show and that I came up with an idea to make the weather segment more interesting by having it done opera-style. I actually had two people giving the weather, one female (soprano) and the other male (alto). These two "weather forecasters" would then perform a duet by giving the weather forecast in opera. The male would sing a few verses and then the woman soprano would kick in and give the next part of it. I had subtitles running on the screen for the people at home who didn't know Italian. Yes, it was an Italian opera done in the style of Don Giovanni. Orchestra in the pit and everything.

I can still hear in my head the woman singing (translated to English) "It's gonna rain, rain, rain, rain" and the the man singing "It's gonna pour, pour, pour, pour" and so on. Then at the end of the forecast, another actor broke into the scene and drove a sword into the male forecaster as the woman went into an aria.

It was hilarious and I remember everybody in the studio was clapping at the end. Then the phones started ringing off the hook (probably from confused viewers at home) and I woke up.