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To: hi i am maya
Could your post be any more stupid? No, it could not. Could
you be any more stupid? Possibly. (I briefly thought about this, but my brain started to hurt, so I stopped). If I were an English teacher grading your post, your grade would be an F-.
Go away.
Do not darken this web site ever again.
27 posted on
09/26/2003 5:30:34 AM PDT by
handk
To: hi i am maya
maya angelou?
Do you dream in black and white or in color? Are your arms too short to box with God? Will Oprah play you in the movie based on this dream?
28 posted on
09/26/2003 5:33:09 AM PDT by
Pharmboy
(Dems lie 'cause they have to...)
To: hi i am maya
They're called Gitmo Dreams. Make you talk, and talk, and talk. Because only the Gitmo people can make the bugs go away.
To: hi i am maya
It means you stayed too long at the DU. Now they are eating their way out from the inside and a demon has possessed your voice. It happens.
35 posted on
09/26/2003 5:35:59 AM PDT by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: hi i am maya
sounds like smallpox...
36 posted on
09/26/2003 5:36:22 AM PDT by
Lynn
To: hi i am maya
Were you with Cartman when he got the anal probe?
To: hi i am maya
Maya, dear--stop doing those magic mushrooms that grow so well around Palenque.
38 posted on
09/26/2003 5:38:14 AM PDT by
Catspaw
To: hi i am maya
It means the "Shift" keys on your keyboard are broken.
To: dubyaismypresident; wimpycat; Chancellor Palpatine; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; ZinGirl; xsmommy; ...
"i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out."Bizarre ping.
To: hi i am maya
hi i am maya "Me so horny. Me so horny. Me do eve-re-ting! Me love you long time! Me so horny! Me want you interpret maya drem! Me so horny! Me so wantee you say-say wut my drem say. Yeah, you hurd me sailor-boy, my "drem". You tell me now! You tell me now! What my drem mean!
Oh, and won mor ting. "Drink Vita-Soy, It Goodt' for you!"
PS: Did I mention that me so horny?
46 posted on
09/26/2003 5:51:17 AM PDT by
handk
To: hi i am maya
You didn't have your teddy bear or your mom forgot to tuck you in.
47 posted on
09/26/2003 5:52:33 AM PDT by
biblewonk
(Spose to be a Chrisssssssstian)
To: hi i am maya; cyborg
You'd sleep better and hence not have bad dreams if you buy a Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed.
50 posted on
09/26/2003 5:56:05 AM PDT by
NeoCaveman
(Wesley Clark is to Eisenhower, what a Yugo is to a Ferrari)
To: hi i am maya
It must mean something is bugging you.
To: hi i am maya
It means you love and worship George Bush.
55 posted on
09/26/2003 5:59:25 AM PDT by
bvw
To: hi i am maya
60 posted on
09/26/2003 6:04:22 AM PDT by
MaryFromMichigan
(Heisenberg might have slept here)
To: hi i am maya
Give up the gay lifestyle.
To: hi i am maya
Step away from the computer.
Do not touch any sparp pencils
Move straght to the telephone
Open the phone book to the yellow pages and find the neartest English class
Go there
The Dream means that you where at a democRAT convention.
66 posted on
09/26/2003 6:07:25 AM PDT by
jonefab
To: hi i am maya
Count down to ZOT...10...9...8...7...6...
To: hi i am maya
You're gonna die in 7 days.
71 posted on
09/26/2003 6:10:54 AM PDT by
kjam22
To: hi i am maya
You came to the right website! I am trained to deal with problems like yours. Send me a private reply with your name and address.
72 posted on
09/26/2003 6:16:31 AM PDT by
johnny7
(Snuff movie for sale.)
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