hi i am maya "Me so horny. Me so horny. Me do eve-re-ting! Me love you long time! Me so horny! Me want you interpret maya drem! Me so horny! Me so wantee you say-say wut my drem say. Yeah, you hurd me sailor-boy, my "drem". You tell me now! You tell me now! What my drem mean!
Oh, and won mor ting. "Drink Vita-Soy, It Goodt' for you!"
PS: Did I mention that me so horny?