can someone please interpret this drem for me

maya

[hi i am maya]

i was in a moll,stteping down through the stairs when a bug, something like mosquito bite me on the hand.after few minutes a small ball under my skin appeared.it began to move through my fingers and arm.i started to run towerds the hospital.the street was full with people.there was some kind of carneval or bazzar going on. i was hardly walking through the people when one boy, forigner from neighbouring country, came out from the people and wanted to ask me something. i told him to leave me becouse i don`t have time, that i should hurry to the hospital.he said that he would come with me. he kissed me and he hold me for my hand and came with me at the hospital. he was there all the time with me. some small bugs started to get out of my skin. the skin was full with eggs of the bugs. at first the doctors tried to clean all bugs and eggs from my skin, but they can`t and let the bugs to get out of it.on the spots where bugs came out appeared some red spots that doctors said that are some begining of skin cancer and that they may developed in skin cancer. the bugs began to become larger and larger, som ething like big grasshoppers. they came out from all my body.and than something simmilar to goat came out from my abdomen,but it was big, tiny and all black and with long hair.i thought than that the worst is behind me.i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out.but than some hairly tiny antennas started to came out from my abdomen. than the goat said :now u will see what is pain, this is spider that should destroyed u at all. i was scaryed to death.and than suddenly i was in front of the doctor and everything was passed. i was there for a control. she said to me that probably everything will be ok and than she noticed that my voice wasn`t ok and that i had sore troath. she said that it isn`t scary onlu if my tiroidhea (gland at the front of the neck isn`t larger than usuall). at that moment i look up my self at the mirror and i noticed that it become to swelling. and i said to my self: well that`s all maya, u have to face it, there isn`t a help for u!

thank you for your time

[Ichneumon]

It means the "Shift" keys on your keyboard are broken.

[Constitution Day]

"i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out."

Bizarre ping.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

There's a goat in it - she must be sharing some psychic link with some of us.....

[Constitution Day]

Baaaad.

[Tijeras_Slim]

What chu' talkin' bout' Willis?

[handk]

hi i am maya "Me so horny. Me so horny. Me do eve-re-ting! Me love you long time! Me so horny! Me want you interpret maya drem! Me so horny! Me so wantee you say-say wut my drem say. Yeah, you hurd me sailor-boy, my "drem". You tell me now! You tell me now! What my drem mean!

Oh, and won mor ting. "Drink Vita-Soy, It Goodt' for you!"

PS: Did I mention that me so horny?

[biblewonk]

You didn't have your teddy bear or your mom forgot to tuck you in.

[NeoCaveman]

There's a goat in it - she must be sharing some psychic link with some of us.....

Daaaaad?

[Constitution Day]

LMAO!!!

[NeoCaveman]

You'd sleep better and hence not have bad dreams if you buy a Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed.

[nuconvert]

Goat??

Happy to see AdMod did something about this fast.

[MissAmericanPie]

It must mean something is bugging you.

[strela]

I could not stand to see the quip of the month deleted.

Yeah yeah, you talk big. But admit it - you wanted to see the Viking Kitties march into battle right along with the rest of us.

[Clink]

Welcome to Free Republic, Wesley.

We have a winner.

[bvw]

It means you love and worship George Bush.

[WSGilcrest]

Hey, this is serious you guys. I had the same dream last night, too.

[cyborg]

Must be a lib-uh-ruhl otherwise she'd know about the select comfort bed, the official bed of pubbies and conservatives.

[ctlpdad]

I am not going to get much done at work today, i can see. Too early for this much humor and a "newbie wanting to be a VK" thread, too!

[Constitution Day]

I'm ALREADY not getting much done. My boss is out sick.

[MaryFromMichigan]