can someone please interpret this drem for me

maya

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This is a classic heroin withdrawal dream.

[Constitution Day]

OMG, this is classic.
Sounds like the writer had an entire sheet of LSD or something.

[50sDad]

I remember this one...Mulder tracks the virus to Islamabad, and discovers that the black oil is really a genetic experiment paid for by the TV network to boost ratings during sweeps. Later on it is revealed in turn that the disease is really sent by aliens, or not, or Satan, or not, or a secret cable in the government, or not, or the CSM, or not. Then Chris Carter turns into a smarmy smart-@$$ rat ba$tard, and kills off the Lone Gunmen out of shear pique because he got cancelled. Man, the 9th season bites!!!!

[Snowy]

You had pizza and ice cream right before bed, right? I always have the most bizarre dreams after eating that combination.

[Pegita]

Your dream, hi i am maya, seems to be the aftershock of flunking your English Lit class ~

[glennaro]

Thank you for maintaining this humor break -- however pathetic the writer. I'm still laughing at the posting and the comments on the thread.

[handk]

Could your post be any more stupid? No, it could not. Could you be any more stupid? Possibly. (I briefly thought about this, but my brain started to hurt, so I stopped). If I were an English teacher grading your post, your grade would be an F-.

Go away.

Do not darken this web site ever again.

[Pharmboy]

maya angelou?

Do you dream in black and white or in color? Are your arms too short to box with God? Will Oprah play you in the movie based on this dream?

[yarddog]

This whole thing is probably a joke.

It is hard for me to believe that someone who can spell mosquito, can't spell mall.

[TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa]

They're called Gitmo Dreams. Make you talk, and talk, and talk. Because only the Gitmo people can make the bugs go away.

[Tijeras_Slim]

But the sign over the door said "Cyber Cafe"...

[RosieCotton]

Then Chris Carter turns into a smarmy smart-@$$ rat ba$tard, and kills off the Lone Gunmen out of shear pique because he got cancelled.

LOL!

[Admin Moderator]

Stranger things happen in drems.

[sweetliberty]

It means you stayed too long at the DU. Now they are eating their way out from the inside and a demon has possessed your voice. It happens.

[Lynn]

sounds like smallpox...

[laker_dad]

Were you with Cartman when he got the anal probe?

[Catspaw]

Maya, dear--stop doing those magic mushrooms that grow so well around Palenque.

[sweetliberty]

"It is hard for me to believe that someone who can spell mosquito, can't spell mall."

Very possibly it is a joke, but the im[ression I got was that it was someone for whom English is a second language.

[sweetliberty]

im[ression = impression

Can't see well enough to proofread when I first wake up!