Caption John Kerry

yahoo news ^ | 9.12.03

[Bars4Bill]

Sen. John Kerry (news, bio, voting record), D-Mass., a candidate for the Democratic Party presidential nomination, speaks with Benedict College students about rising tuition costs during his campaign visit to Columbia, S.C., Friday Sept. 12, 2003. (AP Photo/Lou Krasky)

[Bars4Bill]

Anyone ever hear of lowering tuition costs? The Dems really grasp the issues by the bawls.

[anniegetyourgun]

I heard Dean is the only candidate willing to talk about tuition costs with white folk, so I thought I'd try this group.

[wizardoz]

Apeneck Sweeney spreads his knees
letting his arms hang down to laugh...

(T.S. Eliot)

[Tarl]

"Issues???" "Why does everyone want to know what I think about issues? ...isn't it obvious that I hate Bush?"

[JPJones]

"Why do I always vote the same as Ted Kennedy...?"

[mrsmith]

"Double Secret Probation?! Aw, come on Dean- have a heart!"

[Bringbackthedraft]

"What you never noticed Hillary's butt?"

[Bringbackthedraft]

Oooops posted to wrong person, sorry!

[freedumb2003]

"Slap me some skin my fellow soul bruthas (did I ever tell you I was in Vietnam?)"

[evolved_rage]

What do you mean only 95% of you will vote for Democrats?? Whose voting for Nader???

[At _War_With_Liberals]

"I have proven my generosity to the Black community not only by donating 1/246,000th of my wealth to charity, but also by redistributing a far greater % of middle class wealth to those who sign up for it. I will fight until the oppresive middle class is conquered. 'One' lower class and one upper class will ensure justice."

[swheats]

Kerry while pandering on the campaign trail asked the question, "have you ever seen me with this many black folk other than during an election cycle"?

[Timesink]

"I'm a DEMOCRAT! Aren't you people supposed to support me automatically??!"

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

" No, I don't have testicles, look!"

[Joe 6-pack]

"Wish in one hand and sh!t in the other...See which one fills up the fastest."

Senator Kerry discusses his bid for the U.S. Presidency..

[mass55th]

Where's MY set of papers? I must be White or something!

[arasina]

What, haven't you ever seen a wealthy white East Coast liberal this far south before?

They sure look excited to see him, don't they?

[Ed_in_NJ]

"What the hell do you people WANT, anyway?"

[Moose4]

Oh, Monsieur Kerree was in town today? I thought I smelled the faint aroma of snails blowing across downtown Columbia from Benedict College.

BTW...betcha Ketchup Boy left the Benedict area before dark. It's literally across the street from the worst projects in Columbia. No place for a Frenchman to be at night, he might surrender!

}:-)4

[BigWaveBetty]

"I can't be the only one who would trade my testicles for billions of dollars. Anyone who would trade raise your hand." "C'mon! Not one of you?!"

Backup caption:

"It was my testicles or billions of dollars. Heck, I never used them anyway!"