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Pattern for carving a REALLY SCARY pumpkin this Halloween
9/11/03 | marty_fierro

Posted on 09/11/2003 11:15:44 AM PDT by martin_fierro


The finished product

The pattern (print out on 8"x11" paper):


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: art; artsandcrafts; halloween; hildebeest; hillary; hitlery; jackolantern; occult; pagan; pumpkin; pumpkincarving; pumpkinpattern; scary; wiccan; wickedwitch; witch
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1 posted on 09/11/2003 11:15:45 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
What? And make my little girl cry?
2 posted on 09/11/2003 11:16:33 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: martin_fierro
THAT IS SCARY
3 posted on 09/11/2003 11:19:39 AM PDT by SF Republican
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To: martin_fierro
If I carved that onto a pumpkin, it would make disposing of it and environmental hazard.
4 posted on 09/11/2003 11:20:59 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: martin_fierro
Thanks. What's scarier is if she's candidate Clinton.
5 posted on 09/11/2003 11:20:59 AM PDT by stanz (Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
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Too cool! I can't wait to try this one next month!! I'll have to include scary noises like her tirade screaming about opposing the President... a scream and jibberish strangly reminiscient of Ted Kennedy rambling as he was attempting *hic* to introduce a speaker.
6 posted on 09/11/2003 11:21:22 AM PDT by King David
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To: BulletBobCo
and = an
7 posted on 09/11/2003 11:22:36 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: BulletBobCo
is that Perky Couric?
8 posted on 09/11/2003 11:24:12 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: King David
I'll have to include scary noises like her tirade screaming

WARNING! don't put any glass ashtrays near that pumpkin

9 posted on 09/11/2003 11:25:44 AM PDT by NautiNurse
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To: martin_fierro
I'm bookmarking this one!

We do pattern pumpkin carving every year, this one's the best I've ever seen.

Thanks.
10 posted on 09/11/2003 11:26:40 AM PDT by katnip
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To: Blood of Tyrants
SCARRY, BUT EASIER TO DO... Add your own crust


11 posted on 09/11/2003 11:26:56 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: martin_fierro
The scariest pic I have EVER seen of her is the one where she's looking down, grimacing with her eyes bugged out. She's wearing a blue jacket.

That expression actually looks maniacal and/or evil!

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12 posted on 09/11/2003 11:27:14 AM PDT by Geezerette (... but young at heart!-)
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No wonder the Headless Horseman threww the pumpkin away.
13 posted on 09/11/2003 11:27:39 AM PDT by uglybiker (Backwards words say to used I. Again go I there! $#!& oh!)
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To: Geezerette

Like this one?

14 posted on 09/11/2003 11:29:01 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: katnip
Enjoy!

It's probably not necessary to cut out ALL the tiny little white parts. But you will need one of those fine-bladed pumpking-carving kits.
15 posted on 09/11/2003 11:30:18 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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What's even more scary is that she will be your next President in 2005!

And then you will be the pumpkin [gasp].
16 posted on 09/11/2003 11:30:44 AM PDT by ido_now
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The money I save on candy (since no child in their right mind would dare cross paths with that witch), I'll be able to donate to FR!
17 posted on 09/11/2003 11:32:18 AM PDT by b4its2late (GOD BLESS AMERICA!!)
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This is how I'd like to see her
18 posted on 09/11/2003 11:36:26 AM PDT by WackySam ("There's room for all God's creatures- right next to the taters")
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For those who can't carve very well.

19 posted on 09/11/2003 11:40:38 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: martin_fierro
Some of those features don't look like they'll support their own weight.
20 posted on 09/11/2003 11:54:54 AM PDT by Physicist
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