Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

Nonsense, young Lady.
That boy hasn't changed a bit; &, although it's true he may be older today?
It's also true he never grew up.

You have a good point, 'dru.

In any event, he's certainly no *smarter*.

Well, look at the company he keeps. There is certainly the dumbing down factor going. ;o)

[Landru]

"Look, ever since music became a saleable commodity there has been really bad stuff that has sold well. But you know that. Once the number crunchers took over the business overall quality of product has steadily declined. A quick look at the charts will tell you that."

Bahhhh!
--------------

"Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar
You're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die
You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna *love* you!
Well I've always had the deepest respect, and I mean that *most* sincerely
The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think
Oh by the way, which one is *Pink*?
-And did we tell you the name of the game, *boy*?
-We call it 'Riding The Gravey Train'
We're just *knocked* out!
You gotta get an album out!
You owe it to the people!
Ohhh we're so happy we can hardly count!
Have you seen the charts?
Its a helluva start
It could be made into a *moster* if we all pull together as a *team*!
-And did we tell you the name of the game, *boy*?
-We call it 'Riding The Gravey Train' ---------------pink floyd, 1975...nearly 30 years ago

Get it?

"I've been waiting for this rap/hip hop thing to die for ten years now. What passes for R&B now has gotta make guys like Curtis Mayfield and the Isley Brothers cringe. Same goes for reggae."

Yup, me too; but, I'm not a musician, either.
Because if I were I sure in the hell wouldn't be "waiting" for anything to "die"; never mind, waiting ten years.
I'd have been forging my *own* style & if I were successful, they'd have come looking for me.
Fact.

"The good musicians haven't disappeared, they're just underground. Norah selling records gives us hope."

Well *where* "good musicians" are is what this entire discussion's been all about, eh?
Norah's sales are a good sign in a sea of red ink & downloadable MP3 files; but, let's not forget that Blue Note grabbing hold of her didn't hurt, either.
Interesting too, when one considers BN appears to be actively trying to replenish their stable of aging (or dead) artists.

"I'd burn you a copy of her record if I could. My computer's a dinosaur..."

HA!!
Well then stay the *hell* away fro Roxio's "Easy CD Creator 6.0," that's all I can say.
Man-oh-man that's some buggy stuff & if it causes fits for my new 2G *rocketship* Dell, then it'll make a mess of anything less.

...and so am I."

Whaaaaatttttttt??
Gimme a break, young man. {g}

"I'll gladly reimburse you if you don't like it."

Naw.
Just the postage it'll cost me to send it to ya will be good enough. ;^)

"She sat in with a friend of mine last month and I got to hang with her for a while."

...which answers the question I asked you in private.

[Landru]

"Keep an eye out fer the mailman fer the next day or two, then set aside 60 minutes and check out this thread."

Will do.
I'll be looking forward to hearing what's going on in that furtile mind of yours. {g}

BTW, the *tone* of your response to my observation/opin on Rush et al?
Sounded as if you felt I was being unfair with the man.
If that's so that couldn't be further from the truth.

Rush opened himself up to this bullshit by violating the very rules he's told us for [many] years, now.
Recall how he has always said the Left *hatred* of the right knows no bounds?
That there's *nothing* the left wouldn't do if it meant they could screw us?
Then, ol' Rush climbs into the proverbial bed alongside one of the BIGGEST factions responsible for the PC bullshit we're saddled with, today?
Then -- *somehow* -- thinks he'll get a fair shake?
Thought he immune from their poison, that all would be forgotten & forgiven in a cultural war whose ending is [plainly] no where in sight?

What's wrong with that picture, Mud??
Haven't I told you *privately* -- many times -- the left will do the same to you if you ever let down your guard & give 'em any chance, whatsoever?

Don't ever shoot the messenger my friend out of a fear there may one day be no one left to tell you all about that which you may have inadvertently missed.

I'm as sickened by what they've done to this man as anyone, maybe moreso, since I'm an idealist & really looked up to the guy.
The mere thought The Pig was essentially given a pass after getting caught recieving hummers by some dumb fed employee porker, *on* gov time *&* property; or, being caught committing PURJURY & nothing a'tall comes of it?
Maddening.

But then again, hasn't *madness* been the left's entire game for as many years as most of us can remember?
Rush knew that, Mud; because, Rush wrote the damned book.

Rush made a critical error when he forgot what ol' Waylon said, Mud.

..."Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be."

[Landru]

"Dru, see 227."

Your boy's well informed; since, during my conversation with Randy?
He told me he mainly writing songs these days for other people; without, going into any detail(s).

That Strait & Jackson performed his work -- with great success -- I can't say really surprises me since those two guys are a couple of well established artisans.

After you hear his stuff?

...you'll know exactly what I mean, too.

[conservativemusician]

"Because if I were I sure in the hell wouldn't be "waiting" for anything to "die"; never mind, waiting ten years."

Whoa!

Perhaps EXPECTING is a better choice of words.

I made the decision to be a musician at age 15(5 years after I started playing) and haven't stopped since. Hell, you know know my routine.

[conservativemusician]

BTW.

One of the greatest indictments of the industry.

Too, bad Waters is a socialist.

Love the music, though.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the *tone* of your response to my observation/opin on Rush et al? Sounded as if you felt I was being unfair with the man."

Not at all...Rush is a big boy and certainly far from infallible. I respect what he's done in forwarding conservatism in this country; however, I often express opinions as to how he could do more or do it better. Still, he's the zillionaire, not I, and I'm sure he'll do what's best fer him and his (as should be expected).

I still don't think he shouldda resigned, but I don't know if ESPN gave him an ultimatum or not...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't ever shoot the messenger..."

I apologize if you got the impression that my tone was doing that...it wasn't intended that way.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

We are starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

[Mudboy Slim]

"Cowardly Bill"
(To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")

He told a good story...and US Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the Joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!

You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
WHOREaldo a'kissin' the Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!

Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!

Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!

When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!

Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!

Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks up in Harlem...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.

And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its headline...
"FLASH: DEMOCRATS SLAUGHTERED! SWEET JUSTICE...BE THINE!!"

Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, US Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"

Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!

1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick Willie's Final Scene"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")

Watch the Leftist's bridges burn...
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!

Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong...
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting old...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!

Nixon's ghost has been revived...
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update]
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage![must update]
Now the Right takes center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!

Mudboy Slim

---

This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office and departs--to destinations unknown--for the last time aboard Air Force One!! Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child-slaughterin', civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!

1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Liar/Traitor!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")

Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, Right has gotta ROLL...
Oh, oh oh oh, Justice's on a ROLL!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Ashcroft's gotta...ROLL!!

Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, Clinton Crimes are VILE!!
Ay ay ay ay, must confront Left's Lies...
Oh oh ay ay, AG, please...Let's ROLL!!

When I learned the Lib'rals condone Slick, it made me mad, mad, mad!!
When I heard Left's Med'yuh Defend Slick, said, "Make a Stand, Stand, Stand!!"
Bill, I still LOATHE you so, I shan't let you go.
I LOATHE you. Ooh, Billie, we'll git ya!! YEAH!!!

Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, every breath MUD takes,
Oh, oh oh oh, ooh every move MUD makes,
Ay ay, FReepers, please...let's ROLL!!

Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, Left hurts this Nation's Soul,
Oh oh oh oh, make Justice yer main goal,
Ooh, oh, ooh, Dubyuh, please...Let's ROLL!!!

When I saw the Networks support Slick it made me mad, mad, mad.
When I read the news condone Treason it made me sad, sad, sad.
But I still loathe Slick so, we can't let Bill go.
I loathe you. Ooh!! Slick Willie, I loathe ya!! Ay!

[Guitar Solo]

Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, make Slick a Prison 'Ho!!
Oh oh oh oh, Justice's gotta ROLL!!
Oh oh oh oh, ooh FReep...
Babe, please, please, FReep, FReep!!

[Riff 1] until fadeout /w lyrics ad lib.

Heh heh heh...MUD

352 posted on 12/18/2001 12:11 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Landru]

>Because if I were I sure in the hell wouldn't be "waiting" for anything to "die"; never mind, waiting ten years.
"Whoa! Perhaps EXPECTING is a better choice of words."

That's better. {g}
I think the success of the entire Liberal-Socialist's paradigm being pulled off was based on their ability to out wait those of us who would be waiting for common sense as dictated in our "free market" to intervene & relegate their bullshit to the ashcan of history.

This isn't only true for music, either; but, for what used to be expected in our "news," "entertainment," and many other facets of our culture, too.
The very well financed Liberal-Socialist bastards moved in & when they did it was with the attitude it'd be to stay.

Those behind the scenes with the deep pockets who've lost fortunes must've thought it all worthwhile as they've yet to crack with only a few exceptions like PMSNBC or CNN.
So I suppose it's all just a case of "When the band you're in starts playing different tunes," eh?

"I made the decision to be a musician at age 15(5 years after I started playing) and haven't stopped since. Hell, you know know my routine."

Sure, I know.
In as much as I thought Mud was ragging on me with his *tone*, I guess I myself sounded as if I were indicting you too with my crassness.
The ramblings of a craggy old man, is all.

"BTW. One of the greatest indictments of the industry. Too, bad Waters is a socialist."

I wonder.
Because England's a socialist nightmare & anyone can see the wreackage socialism's brought.
Waters' certainly isn't a capitalist or possess any other politics in particuar (that I can tell) beyond indicting every & anything; unless, "nincompoop" has become an ideology.

Waters' strikes me as a man possessed of great insight; who, per expectation is an angry & lonely man trapped in an ideal most of us will have to wait for death to be actualized.
In short, Waters' is blessed with the ability to bitch elequoent, ad infinitum; while, conversely offering no solutions.

"Love the music, though."

Me too, he's one of the very best there is/was representing the largest, most spoiled generation in history.

...mine.

[Landru]

"I apologize if you got the impression that my tone was doing that...it wasn't intended that way."

"Sir"!
Don't go forgettin' the *proper* protocol, now. :o)

~eh, *something* arrived here today with an *odd* return address, &, the contents marked "Top Secret."

Really think my *clearence* is high enough to be listening to stuff like this, Mud? {g} (thanks, kid!)

I intend on sitting down to review it (on The Monster), asap.

...will give ya some quality feedback.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Waters' is blessed with the ability to bitch elequoent, ad infinitum; while, conversely offering no solutions."

Beats the hell outta being a true-blue "socialist" who would immediately propose that everexpanding power to the Federal Leviathan would solve said problem. Problem with most Leftists is that they see a problem and say "Something must be done" and they assume that "something" is yet another Federal program!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"To enhance yer listening pleasure...LOL!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"Beats the hell outta being a true-blue 'socialist' who would immediately propose that everexpanding power to the Federal Leviathan would solve said problem."

While that's very true, I don't think the reason(s) behind Waters' not providing answers to (even *one* of) the myriad of questions his angst raises in his music lie in "politics," anyway.
I really believe he simply doesn't know what the solution(s) are or else he'd say.
The dark & brooding tone of his work (see "Animals," "The Wall" etc...) reek with his unrest over things he doesn't necessarily like but, cannot change, either.

"...were Problem with most Leftists is that they see a problem and say 'Something must be done' and they assume that 'something' is yet another Federal program!!"

HA!!
Yea, that's the American Liberal-Socilaist's modus operandi over here, alright; but, in europe it's a whole different ball game.

Over there it ain't "programs," or "expanding fed leviathons" the buggers clamor for, ad nauseum; it's, the faceless, godless power of the nanny state.
Which boils down to a case of gutlessness run amok amoung the terminally lazy as I see it.

...~sigh~ our *ancestors*. {g}

[conservativemusician]

We played in Boston Saturday. On the way up we watched the Making of Dark Side of the Moon dvd.(not sure of the title)

It is a must watch.

Waters has got to be one of the saddest individuals I've ever seen. You would think the guy never had a good day in his life.

His misery aside, it is an incredible documentary on how they put that record together. Gilmour is like a proper English Gentleman/Professor.

Clare Torrey still brings tears to my eyes every time I hear Great Gig in the Sky.

We were so amped after watching it, we played Breathe as soon as we got onstage. The airheads don't get it, but man it was fun!