Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 03 September 2003
Canteen FRiends ~ Radix

Posted on 09/03/2003 2:26:08 AM PDT by Radix

 
 
For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in
The United States Armed Forces.
 
 
Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!
 
 

 
 
Pancakes on Wednesdays
The history of pancakes, and more....

Welcome to Pancakes on Wednesdays.

Wednesday September 3, 2003


Here is an amalgamation of trivial facts and seemingly useless data.

Do not forget to hit the hyperlinks.

We have links, lots of them.

Look it up!

SNOLLYGOSTER
A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician.

This is another of that set of extroverted and fanciful words that originated in the fast-expanding United States of the nineteenth century (I see a snollygoster as a outsized individual with a carpetbag, flowered waistcoat, expansive demeanour and a large cigar). These days it’s hardly heard. Its last burst of public notice came when President Truman used it in 1952, and defined it, either in ignorance or impishness, as “a man born out of wedlock”. Many people put him right, some quoting this definition from the Columbus Dispatch of October 1895, with its splendid last phrase in the spirit of the original: “A Georgia editor kindly explains that ‘a snollygoster is a fellow who wants office, regardless of party, platform or principles, and who, whenever he wins, gets there by the sheer force of monumental talknophical assumnacy’.” But an American dictionary fifty years earlier had defined it simply as a shyster. The origin is unknown, though the Oxford English Dictionary suggests it may be linked to snallygoster, which some suppose to derive from the German schnelle Geister, literally a fast-moving ghost, and which was a mythical monster of vast size—half reptile, half bird—supposedly found in Maryland, and which was invented to terrify ex-slaves out of voting.


It is bearly possible that the pancakes will have maple syrup near by.

THE MAPLE SYRUP SONG

(to the tune of Miss Mary Mack)

Oh, first you tap, tap, tap,
To get the sap, sap, sap
Then pour the buckets, buckets, buckets,
Into the vat, vat, vat.

Oh, stoke the fire, fire, fire,
Until it's hot, hot, hot,
And then you boil it, boil it, boil it,
Don't let it stop, stop, stop.

The steam goes up, up, up,
The sap boils down, down, down,
Until it turns, turns, turns,
A nice amber brown, brown, brown.

It smells so good, good, good,
It tastes so great, great, great,
So pile those pancakes, pancakes, pancakes,
High on my plate, plate, plate.


Happy Birthday

Ferdinand Porsche 1875

Porsche also puts out a terrific line of pancakes!

This is a different 911.

I am an excellent driver.


Alan Ladd 1913

50 years later, it is still a classic. It goes well with Pancakes.


Pancakes save lives.

Valerie Perrine 1943

I reccomend mouth to mouth resucitation, and a vigourous chest massage.


We are counting cards.

George Biondo (Steppenwolf) 1945

Ahhhwwwwwoooooo, pancakes in the woods..


Donald Brewer (Grand Funk Railroad) 1948

I am your pancake captain.


Jennifer Paige 1973

After the coming formal name change, I will be known as Jennifer Pancakes.

See ya blowin' me a kiss
It doesn't take a scientist
To understand what's going on baby
If you see something in my eye
Let's not over analyze
Don't go too deep with it baby
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny

(CHORUS)
It's just a little crush
Not like I faint everytime we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha la la la, sha la la la
Sha la la la, sha la la la

It's raising my adrenaline
You're bangin' on a heart of tin
Please don't make too much of it baby
Say the word forevermore
That's not what I'm looking for
All I can commit to is maybe
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny

CHORUS

Vanilla skies, white picket fences in your eyes
A vision of you and me

CHORUS


If you want pancakes done right, do it the Army way!

1783 - The Revolutionary War between the U.S. and Great Britain ended with the Treaty of Paris.

It seemed that the pancakes would never be finished. Thus the incompletion of the relationship between the 2 Countries is symbolically displayed.


Todays Wednesday field trip takes us to a strange place.

An amazing country where everyone is flatter than a pancake.
It is a land that exists in only two dimensions!


1838 - Frederick Douglass boarded a train in Matryland on his way to freedom from being a slave.

“Without struggle, there is no progress.”...Frederick Douglas


Russian Pancakes

Ingredients
2 cups milk
1 tbsp. sugar
1 package active dry yeast
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tbsp. melted butter or margarine
3 eggs, separated
3/4 tsp. salt
1/2 cup buckwheat flour
Caviar
Smoked salmon
Minced onion
Sour cream

Method

Scald milk, pour into a large bowl. When lukewarm, add sugar and yeast, mixing well to dissolve yeast. Stir in 1 cup all-purpose flour; cover bowl and set in warm place until "sponge" doubles in volume (about 1-1/2). Combine butter, egg yolks and salt. Stir down the sponge and add butter-egg mixture, along with buckwheat flour and 1 cup all-purpose flour. Beat egg whites until stiff but not dry, then gently fold into batter. Cook batter, one tablespoonful per blini, on a hot buttered griddle or skillet. Flip blini to brown second side after batter appears set on top. Cover blini with a towel and hold in 200° oven until serving. Accompany blini with caviar, smoked salmon, minced onion, sour cream - creative self-service.


1939 - British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, in a radio broadcast, announced that Britain and France had declared war on Germany. Germany had invaded Poland on September 1.

These guys went home, slept, woke up, had pancakes, and then caused the death of millions!


1999 - Mario Lemieux's ownership group officially took over the National Hockey League's Pittsburgh Penguins. Lemieux became the first player in the modern era of sports to buy the team he had once played for.

The official breakfast of the Penguins is of course, pancakes.


Can you see the "100" in the image?  

Miranda eats 1 pancake. Gina eats 1 pancake. How many do they eat all together?

About a hundred pancakes.


Three pancakes.

You have a hat in which there are three pancakes: One is golden on both sides, one is brown on both sides, and one is golden on one side and brown on the other. You withdraw one pancake, look at one side, and see that it is brown. What is the probability that the other side is brown?  

A) The chance is two out of three. The pancake you withdraw had to be one of only two of them: the brown/brown one or the brown/golden one. And of the three brown sides you could be seeing, two of them also have brown on the other side.  

B) Only two pancakes have brown sides, and one of them has brown on only one side. There is a 50% chance that you are looking at the one with brown on both sides.


German Pancakes.

Zee German pancakes are the superior product.


a branch of mathematics concerned with those properties of geometric configurations (as point sets) which are unaltered by elastic deformations (as a stretching or a twisting) that are homeomorphisms

The Möbius stip is the simplest geometric shape which has only one surface and only one edge. It can be created by taking a strip of paper, giving it a half twist along its long axis, and then joining the two narrow ends together.   The Möbius strip in 3 dimensions can be represented parameterically f(s,t) as follows

   

where s ranges from 0 to 2*pi and t ranges typically from -0.4 to 0.4


Pancakes without spatulas is like very messy.....


Pancakes Wednesdays
Definitely
 

 


TOPICS: Front Page News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: michaeldobbs
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 501-520521-540541-560 ... 621-632 next last
To: Kathy in Alaska; HiJinx; All
OH kewl, Mr Jinx! Thanks for arm waving some information for us tourists!

Thanks for the melon, Ms Kathy!
521 posted on 09/03/2003 11:02:22 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (America, WE LOVE YOU! And our love is great enough to hold you eternally victorious in the Light!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 514 | View Replies]

To: Brad's Gramma
WHERE's THE BEER???.....look over there to your left, Ms Gramma. It's in the funny looking beer cooler looking thing!
522 posted on 09/03/2003 11:03:52 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (America, WE LOVE YOU! And our love is great enough to hold you eternally victorious in the Light!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 515 | View Replies]

To: TEXOKIE; Fawnn
I think Fawnn just fell out.
523 posted on 09/03/2003 11:03:56 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Have YOU had your Logan Fix today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 521 | View Replies]

To: Brad's Gramma
WHERE is my beer????????????????????????????

You can't blame me! I didn't take it! See!!! I'm drinking a Dew. (I'm already leaning over the side of this thing. I can't risk drinkin' anything that'll mess with my already flaky balance! Besides, I'm saving the beer for the batter for the fish and onion rings!)
524 posted on 09/03/2003 11:04:54 PM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 515 | View Replies]

To: Fawnn
A "Dew"? Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrre.......I used to call beer lots of funny names too when I was hiding it from my parents.

Dew. Okey Dokey. Dew. Yes indeedie! You just continue on (snicker snicker, hardee har har!) drinkin' that Dew.
525 posted on 09/03/2003 11:06:27 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Have YOU had your Logan Fix today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 524 | View Replies]

To: TEXOKIE; bentfeather; Fawnn; Brad's Gramma; Kathy in Alaska; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub

Ahhh, look over there, we're getting close to Tonk's back yard. That's the Bandon Lighthouse on the Oregon coast...


526 posted on 09/03/2003 11:07:07 PM PDT by HiJinx (The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 521 | View Replies]

To: HiJinx
And WHERE do you expect to land on that rocky crag??????
527 posted on 09/03/2003 11:08:14 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Have YOU had your Logan Fix today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 526 | View Replies]

To: All
OMIGOSH!! We must have just gone over Area 51!! LOOKIE OVER THERE!!!!!
528 posted on 09/03/2003 11:08:59 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (America, WE LOVE YOU! And our love is great enough to hold you eternally victorious in the Light!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 522 | View Replies]

To: Brad's Gramma
I think Fawnn just fell out.



(You'll notice I land in tasteful shades of blue.) ;)
529 posted on 09/03/2003 11:09:20 PM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 523 | View Replies]

To: Brad's Gramma; Fawnn; TEXOKIE
No, Fawnn didn't fall out.

That was just her inhibitions getting kicked over the side!
530 posted on 09/03/2003 11:09:35 PM PDT by HiJinx (The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 523 | View Replies]

To: TEXOKIE; Kathy in Alaska; HiJinx
Mars Woo Hoo!!!


Well, I have not had time to look at Mars. I have all these things spinning around me.
Someone just stepped on my hat again.
Jinx stop!!
Is Mars the Red Planet?
I am the Canteen Blonde you know???

531 posted on 09/03/2003 11:10:48 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 518 | View Replies]

To: Brad's Gramma; All
No Ms Fawnn didnt fall out, Ms Gramma. That was one of the sand bags. You really are a cheap drunk arent you?? You havent even finished that can!!
532 posted on 09/03/2003 11:11:00 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (America, WE LOVE YOU! And our love is great enough to hold you eternally victorious in the Light!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 523 | View Replies]

To: HiJinx
LOL (Whew! Well, my inhibitions land in tasteful shades of blue then!) ;)
533 posted on 09/03/2003 11:11:14 PM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 530 | View Replies]

To: TEXOKIE; bentfeather; HiJinx; Fawnn; Brad's Gramma; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Aeronaut
HiJinx is an EXCELLENT tour guide. He takes us all over Arizona to some really great places. Fawnn, are you doing ok? Aeronaut has some really neat bags if you need one.


534 posted on 09/03/2003 11:12:10 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 521 | View Replies]

To: HiJinx
OHHHHHHHHHHH!! What a gorgeous view of Tonk's back yard, Mr Jinx! We'll have to drop this thing carefully so we dont end up in the drink!
535 posted on 09/03/2003 11:12:46 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (America, WE LOVE YOU! And our love is great enough to hold you eternally victorious in the Light!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 526 | View Replies]

To: Brad's Gramma
Texokie has GAS? Poor thing.


ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!
Go Gramma!!
536 posted on 09/03/2003 11:13:02 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 516 | View Replies]

To: HiJinx; TEXOKIE; Kathy in Alaska; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Brad's Gramma; Fawnn
How we doing Jinx??? Nice view of Tonk's back yard.
537 posted on 09/03/2003 11:15:18 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 526 | View Replies]

To: Kathy in Alaska
Think Gramma's had enough beer for us to convince her my used bag is a doggie bag? ;)
538 posted on 09/03/2003 11:15:23 PM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 534 | View Replies]

To: Fawnn
TASTEFUL SHADES OF BLUE??????? LOLOLOL!!!!!!!
539 posted on 09/03/2003 11:16:32 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Have YOU had your Logan Fix today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 529 | View Replies]

To: HiJinx; TEXOKIE; bentfeather; Fawnn; Brad's Gramma; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
See I told you Jinxie was good. He found the Bandon lighthouse for us.
540 posted on 09/03/2003 11:16:35 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 526 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 501-520521-540541-560 ... 621-632 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson